how i shave my scrotum

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I used a nail clipper to cut off a skin tag from my scrotum last week, and it wouldn't stop bleeding. It had been an hour, and I was getting woozy from blood loss so I lit up my last cigarette I had on display from when I quit and quickly cauterized it. The pain wasn't as bad as the smell...
I had one under my arm that been there since I can remember, one night I went to scratch my armpit and I guess my nails were pretty long they just sliced it off...then to be safe I squeezed it like a pimple and there was like a core to it, came out like a pimple
 
Since I'm a freeballer and I live in Colorado, I don't shave because I need all the insulation I can get.
I feel ya my man, but I base my philosophy of bare-nuts on the sheer fact of the quality of blowjobs I receive whilst shaven.
so it's all risk/reward..
sure, if I nick it, I tend to bleed for like 20 hrs straight (whats up with nad wounds by the way?)
but the aforementioned blowjob quality is worth it.
 
I feel ya my man, but I base my philosophy of bare-nuts on the sheer fact of the quality of blowjobs I receive whilst shaven.
so it's all risk/reward..
sure, if I nick it, I tend to bleed for like 20 hrs straight (whats up with nad wounds by the way?)
but the aforementioned blowjob quality is worth it.

You, sir, are a poet, philosopher, and a gentleman. A true credit to this forum, I appreciate you sharing your wisdom...
 
I feel ya my man, but I base my philosophy of bare-nuts on the sheer fact of the quality of blowjobs I receive whilst shaven.
so it's all risk/reward..
sure, if I nick it, I tend to bleed for like 20 hrs straight (whats up with nad wounds by the way?)
but the aforementioned blowjob quality is worth it.
LOL because I like you I'll share the secret, about how to do it without nicks. Use a cheap disposable razor (we used Bics in most hospitals). Shave completely dry and never EVER lift the razor, that is when nicks occur.
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