Well, I do have to admit that this (somewhat fictionalised) bit was prompted by newbie posts, particularly the ones where the newb has planted their seeds and then gone out looking for information on how to grow. Sort of like getting roaring stoned and then going out looking for the party.
The most frustrating posts to deal with for REALLY experienced forum writers fall into two basic categories:
1) Newbie posts incredibly broad queries like "OK, I want poundage, how do I grow plants? What is soil? Why can't I use halogen motorcycle fog lights to grow poundage?! WHY AREN'T YOU LAZY FUCKIN' BASTARDS ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS, AREN'T YOU HERE TO SERVE ME?!"
2) Newbies who KNOW they are already weed barons, by virtue of reading a 35 year old growbook, who then go on to enthusiastically offer incredibly bad advice to the newer newbies, leaving the whole schlemozzle to be cleaned up by the REALLY knowledgeable crew, only for the really experienced posters to be told by the somewhat-new-newbies that the advice they've just given is TOTALLY WRONG cos it doesn't match what was said in the 35 year old grow book.
Anyone got any spare birth control pills to feminise my plants?
Anyone got any spare birth control pills to feminise my plants?![]()
2 weeks ago, someone started a thread here called "I got busted" or something similar to that. He said his girlfriend and him got into a fight, she left pissed, and an hour later,the narcs showed up.
This is exactly why, when I am dateing a woman, and she insist on coming to my home, She must take pictures naked with my plants. You would be amazed at what a few juicey pictures can do to a womans attitude, once she is reminded of them.![]()
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This is exactly why, when I am dateing a woman, and she insist on coming to my home, She must take pictures naked with my plants. You would be amazed at what a few juicey pictures can do to a womans attitude, once she is reminded of them.![]()
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maybe thats just your problem.
So true! The biggest problem I hear of is growers getting robbed by a supposed friend... Jealousy kicks in and unfortunately in some people friendship cant compete with jealousy...If you can get away with not telling ANYONE you grow, you're miles ahead.
hahaha sadly...people actually try to start growing like that
hehehe that was me a couple months ago. Boy am I glad I found this website '-)
So true! The biggest problem I hear of is growers getting robbed by a supposed friend...