Stand in front of the campus police station.....they're all out having coffee and doughnuts anyway......
Guy standing at a street corner with a big blunt in his hand.
Guy walks up and says. "Need a light for that?"
First guy says "yes" and a pack of matches with "City Narcotic's Squad" printed on it is handed to him. "LOL, funny match book man" and the doob is burnt.
Guy with the matches says "Great shit! can you get more?"
"Yeah man, your cool. Lets go."
Next thing heard was from the back of a cop car. "You saw the fucking matches, and STILL brought him to my house?"
Guy is in city lockup for public drunkenness.
In the middle of the night, the cops make a racket and wake him up. They made a major MJ bust and didn't have room in evidence for storing it! One bright cop suggests they fill a cell with it. Good idea and it's done.
The drunk figures out whats going on and goes back to sleep.
In the morning he wakes up and reaches through the bars and opens a package of the dope. He fills a Coke can with buds and waits.
Police policy at the time is to let drunks (non driving) sit for 12 hrs and release them.
He is released!
He walks up the ramp from the cop car lot and the intake, turning right to the little car lot for police ticket payers and visitors. He see's 2 smoking hotties and they're suggestively dressed in a jacked Monte Carlo. He makes a bee-line to their car and leans on the side and asks if they have any papers, showing them the can and they ask how he got that.
He tells them the story of the night and his great "heist" of "evidence" from the cell next to him.
The girls look at each other in amazement and say, "yeah just a sec." as they step out of the car, one grabs him and the other slaps the cuffs on him!
They were VICE cops waiting on other officers, for a sting on johns and hookers!
These are TRUE stories from the 70's GR police!
Now just THINK about what you asked here Einstein! Broadcasting, great idea!