How will you die?

How will you leave earth?

  • Fuck Cancer

    Votes: 3 10.0%

  • Shot by a cop

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Liver failure

    Votes: 1 3.3%

  • Car accident

    Votes: 1 3.3%

  • Peacefully in my sleep at a old age..

    Votes: 11 36.7%

  • STD's?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Work related

    Votes: 1 3.3%

  • Pinworm

    Votes: 6 20.0%

  • Slip in the bathtub from fecal stomping..

    Votes: 2 6.7%

  • Heart attack

    Votes: 5 16.7%
  • Total voters
    30
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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justugh said:
rem u asked the ?

1 of 4 ways for me
1 one of my projects goes horrible wrong and takes me out .... explosion fire chemical poisoning mass failure of structure crash into something
2 i completely lose what i have left on sanity and play out my revenge list moving to other targets waiting to be killed my self by someone trying to stop me
3 i turned 80 ..hire a lawyer drawl up papers protecting 7 hookers (one from each continent) from charges later so they can fuck me to death and i go out the way all strait men dream
4 i am the first ever OD for weed in the history books (inidan sweat lodge 250 lbs of shatter locked doors)

side note i seen my mom waste away in bed for 11 years....so if i am going out i will take choice 2 cram a few assholes in hell with me
rem u asked
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Wtf... dude stop wasting your time, you need to fight a bear. You can't lose.

I've done the maths bro, it's a fact.
 
justugh

justugh

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DutchKillsRambo said:
So with 7 continents you're saying you want to fuck a penguin? Ain't nobody else living that far south. I think I'd rather fuck an emu or a preferably a peacock. I know it'd be gay but fuck is he pretty.
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eskimo women works for me (they do not live on the south but they do live in the north) same thing just wrong spot works for my sick reasons
 
justugh

justugh

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mr sunshine said:
Wtf... dude stop wasting your time, you need to fight a bear. You can't lose.

I've done the maths bro, it's a fact.
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are we talking hand gun or knife
or do i get to have some fun with home made napalm or mustard gas some remote explosions ...trigger a land slide or use trees as sharpel bombs

can i dart the bear with trank bring him into a city load up with lsd and pcp let it go for a distraction

what are we talking about here
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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justugh said:
are we talking hand gun or knife
or do i get to have some fun with home made napalm or mustard gas some remote explosions ...trigger a land slide or use trees as sharpel bombs

can i dart the bear with trank bring him into a city load up with lsd and pcp let it go for a distraction

what are we talking about here
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I was thinking Paw to hand combat.
 
justugh

justugh

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mr sunshine said:
I was thinking Paw to hand combat.
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no tools i am bear chow

the next person might have a chance from the chemicals built up in system should fuck the bear up for little while .......might trip if they are not lying about LSD building up ins spinal fluid
 
justugh

justugh

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even with a knife i am going to build a trap i know i want the bear to charge to kill it self for me ......but i need the blade /axe to do the work (unless i am near some place with obsidian )
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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justugh said:
no tools i am bear chow

the next person might have a chance from the chemicals built up in system should fuck the bear up for little while .......might trip if they are not lying about LSD building up ins spinal fluid
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You need to have confidence, I suggest you start by fighting something smaller. Break into the local zoo and see if they got any lions. You can take a lion, for sure.
 
dgthumb

dgthumb

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I'd like to go out fighting a gang of pissed off Ewoks, I might not get all those cute cuddly fuckers, but i'm shaving some bald before they get me.
 
justugh

justugh

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mr sunshine said:
You need to have confidence, I suggest you start by fighting something smaller. Break into the local zoo and see if they got any lions. You can take a lion, for sure.
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i acutally rather make friends with it ....same with the bear
if i had a wish i do the dr doolittle wish ...after i killed off most of the other ppl on the planet 7.5 billion or so

i only want to kill assholes and food ..... .....a crazy wolf bear other large thing boyscouts were/are taught how to keep self safe in a camp how to set a spear trap ....not my fault that i enjoyed that stuff and rem it

i would mess with a croc bare handed .....just one thing a person that runs slower then me is in there too
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Those paws only kill what they can hit. Just ugh moves like Floyd mayweather and hits like mike tyson. Bear won't last long, not to mention , just ugh can take his back from any position. The dexterity just those legs are amazing.
 
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