hows your death?

style of removal of your body

  • 6 feet under

    Votes: 4 13.3%

  • burned, light meat or dark your choice

    Votes: 10 33.3%

  • donated

    Votes: 10 33.3%

  • drop my ass on the governments lawns

    Votes: 6 20.0%
  • Total voters
    30
lol cremated nah screw that

buried - dont get me started on that... yay lets collect and gather the deadddddd instead of mourning for them in the proper manner !

donated - well depends, if im used for some crazy sweet experiment then hell yah put me in line !

goverment lawns - BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
 
I don't give a shit...stuff and mount me over the fireplace...who cares?! Just make sure I am totally and permanently dead before anything rash is begun...lol.
 
Errr it's "burial"

And what dragon said, cheap and easy for my family. I'm gone, doesn't matter to me if I'm buried, cremated or mounted on the wall above the fireplace
 
I want to jump head first into a wood chipper when the time is right. So a mop and bucket should do fine.
 
First I'd like to acquire a job somehow working with donated corpses at the University of Maryland so I could see Morgan Lynn naked lol...

Second I'd prefer to be the first ever corpse to be experimented on with zombie type drugs, that way I'm still dead but kickin ass at the same time.

We're talking 28 weeks later zombie shit not Shaun of the Dead.
 
My ashes most likely will be mixed with other corpses....Unless the Med-Examiner finds something worth searching for?,,,Nobody living is going to watch what is going on with your dead ass!,,,Rude but true..............
 
I have this irrational, psychotic fear about donating my body to science. I fear that one day, for whatever reason, I'll have to fake my death and declare myself legally dead, but a sadistic hospital of sorts will find me, see my organ donor card, see my death certificate, and then just start taking out organs until I'm a mushy bag of bones.
 
I always wanted to freeze my at least my head or my body. Im not sure the technical names, I believe walt disney is frozen, scientists believe in the future there may be a chance of reviving these frozen people. I assume it would cost a pretty penny though. To be revived in the year 3000, it would be like living in the cartoon futurama.
 
Cryogenics I believe.

I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in shotgun shells with buckshot, specifically for shooting MJ crop thieves. I hope I infect them.
 
im going to visit a taxidermist and have him mount me with a big grin and a fuck you arranged fingers along with a very cheery moon,and then plant me on the goverments lawn some delightful morning. :)

though it would be a big fuck you to society too, which is so redundantly retarded ((retarded, no longer applicable to anyone but politicians and their supporters))
that its pretty much hopeless to think to get anything but a stupid laugh out of its antics. :)
 
Takr what you need and burn the rest, maybe the state would pick up the cremation if I donated first.
Fair is fair.
 
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