If you are really, deeply, worried then get clean now and delete that ^^^^^^^ post. If you have that in your system and they do come looking it's circumstantial but that is a problem if you couple it with some consciousness of guilt type behavior and some other reasons they might look at you.
Think of the sheer numbers ordering online? They can not catch everyone nor can they follow up. Sheesh much of our gubmint is on furlough so no I would not worry. But YOU know your life so you have to make that decision yourself.
The damn gubmint needs to upgrade its literacy policy. I have no idea what you even mean.
They claim I ordered 400x Clonazepam with a value of $200.00 but I have no clue wtf they're talking about.
What part made you laugh?wow I laughed so hard I peed a little right there. wishin' you could delete a couple hundred posts right about now?
Chill the fuck out. I got the same exact letter. Tossed it. That was 3 years ago and nothing happened.
Get high, move on.
My first thought is, was it registered or certified?
If not, ignore it.
IF, and I say IF, it happened to be a real letter, not a scam or something, it's up to the sender to prove the letter was received, not your problem to say "I never got it, don't know anything about what you're talking about".