I hope you enjoy this thought experiment! What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

i would post pics of my dick all over RIU too.

I'd find a badass chopper to ride from coast to coast until all the gas went bad, then I'd find a nice little place to start a farm.
Raise chickens and goats etc. and grow some vegetables. I'd have to have it pretty close to a library or something too.

Then when the bright light landed I'd shoot at it with the cannon I liberated from an army base and yell. "Get off my lawn!"

You'd get left hanging on the fist bump afterwards though.

i would mainline the fucking world to death !!!!


the mainone

probably cough up blood as i continued to die the slow the death the cancer caused.

Lose the clothes and look for weed.

Blue Wizard said:

I'd find a badass chopper to ride from coast to coast until all the gas went bad, then I'd find a nice little place to start a farm.
Raise chickens and goats etc. and grow some vegetables. I'd have to have it pretty close to a library or something too.

Then when the bright light landed I'd shoot at it with the cannon I liberated from an army base and yell. "Get off my lawn!"

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The chopper has potential. Short range though. Do ya think flying it would be fairly easy to pick up? I might go for something rudimentary. This would allow you to scope out the best weed crops. It would be interesting to see how they evolve year after year.

Regular gas should last a really long time. I figure you'll always have an assload. Would you try to get off the continent? If so, how? The Smithsonian still has the Spirit of Saint Louis. Grab an ounce of marching powder and away you go! But what would be easiest? A boat? How complex? Plane? Same thing. Something easy to fly or modern and highly automated?

As far as electricity goes... How about one of those cruise ships on steroids? Self contained and highly automated. Could one person manage those systems? I kind of doubt it.

For whatever reason, I feel like getting to the European, Asian, African landmass would be a top priority. Not only to kick around, but also to look for other humans or particularly comely sheep. You can have your own pyramid... A chateau in Monaco... No Louvre lines... Castle on the Rhein... Roll joints on the Bayeux Tapestry and do lines of the Mona Lisa's snoz. And the Vatican! Ever see HBO's Band of Brothers when they liberate Herman Göring's vacation house?

leftyguitar said:

Lose the clothes and look for weed.

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You'll be needing those.

Put your knowledge of cloning to good use and clone ya self 5 billion times over ....lol

sperm bank and fertility clinic required ....lol

Unclebaldrick said:

The chopper has potential.

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That's what I want to do now anyway lol. At least then I wouldn't have to worry about traffic or waiting in line to see the worlds largest ball of string or the grand canyon or whatever.


I'd find this bike and ride it, coolest thing on the road.

panhead said:

She is recovering nicely after the surgery , thank you for asking , today is the 1st day i left her side at the hospital , i had to cause her helper dog was going berzerk & wouldnt allow our son in the home to feed him , plus i needed a shower badly .
Were hoping to have her home within the next week .

Sorry for your loss man , truly , we lost our eldest son in Iraq & i still feel him in bed with me sleeping as if he was still a child , then i wake up & he isnt there & im fucked , or i have dreams where its all been a big mistake & he walks thru the door & im happy as hell he's home , then i wake up & am fucked .

Im sure you go thru the same shit , without family life is meaningless.

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im really sorry to hear that man. i lost a few good friends in iraq. nothing can replace them. if its worth anything, my condolences.....

Blue Wizard said:

That's what I want to do now anyway lol. At least then I wouldn't have to worry about traffic or waiting in line to see the worlds largest ball of string or the grand canyon or whatever.


I'd find this bike and ride it, coolest thing on the road.

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Oh fuck. You meant that type of chopper. Sorry. I'm pretty stoned and to carried away. Yes, a motorized cycle would be good tHing.