I might be in trouble
- Thread starter JohnCee
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Unclebaldrick
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new car?
farmasensist
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Anal? Sorry, i don't have a gif for that.
abe supercro
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Yeah you're in trouble all right. If this is your idea of a big decision, then you're in trouble.
Unclebaldrick
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Jimmyjonestoo
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Does she suck dick? Tell her suck a few and get you your god damn laptop.
farmasensist
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Don't take it personal johne cee, I dont try at anything in life.you are not even trying
Hookabelly
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So have her buy clothes…. women love clothes shopping
whitebb2727
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I like that idea.
Maybe get her to make a coupon book for sex acts you like. Redeem anytime.
oldtimer54
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Man , I'm glad I've been married 38 years
I don't have to make such hard decisions anymore. Hell my wife knows what I want or need before I do !
I don't have to make such hard decisions anymore. Hell my wife knows what I want or need before I do !
bu$hleaguer
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Tell her to shut the fuck up and stop asking so many god damn questions, mang! Bitch just shut the fuck up!
Ask her for a muzzle, or a merkin
Unclebaldrick
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Unclebaldrick
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bu$hleaguer
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Lol, that is perfect
a senile fungus
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She has amazing balance despite the fact that one would think that her weight distribution and center of gravity would work against her.
Bravo!
Hookabelly
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Nay, she's sitting on a box of apple jacks
ZaraBeth420
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A set of original Bubble Bags (for making hash). That's what I'm getting myself for Christmas.
Oh no. Both you and I said the ultimate dirty word here on RIU. Christmas. We're sure to be ridiculed by the politics crowd here.
But fuck politics.