I might be in trouble

JohnCee

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #1

Girlfriend keeps asking me what I want for Christmas and nothing is coming to mind. I don't really want anything besides an expensive laptop, which is not really an option.. besides that all I really need is clothes.. which I won't take care of anyways.

Suggestions?

 

Unclebaldrick

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #2

new car?

 

farmasensist

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #3

Anal? Sorry, i don't have a gif for that.

 

abe supercro

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #4

Yeah you're in trouble all right. If this is your idea of a big decision, then you're in trouble.

 

Unclebaldrick

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #5

farmasensist said:

Anal? Sorry, i don't have a gif for that.

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you are not even trying

 

420God

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #6

#firstworldproblems

 

Jimmyjonestoo

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #7

Does she suck dick? Tell her suck a few and get you your god damn laptop.

 

farmasensist

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• Nov 13, 2015

• #8

Unclebaldrick said:

you are not even trying

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Don't take it personal johne cee, I dont try at anything in life.

 

Hookabelly

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• Nov 13, 2015

• #9

So have her buy clothes…. women love clothes shopping

 

whitebb2727

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• Nov 13, 2015

• #10

farmasensist said:

Anal? Sorry, i don't have a gif for that.

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I like that idea.

Maybe get her to make a coupon book for sex acts you like. Redeem anytime.

 

oldtimer54

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #11

Man , I'm glad I've been married 38 years
I don't have to make such hard decisions anymore. Hell my wife knows what I want or need before I do !

 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #12

Tell her to shut the fuck up and stop asking so many god damn questions, mang! Bitch just shut the fuck up!

 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod

Staff member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #13

Ask her for a muzzle, or a merkin

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Nov 13, 2015

• #14

 

Trousers

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• Nov 13, 2015

• #15

Tell her you want a sandwich and gesture towards the kitchen. Bitches love making sandwiches.

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Nov 13, 2015

• #16

 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #17

Unclebaldrick said:

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Lol, that is perfect

 

a senile fungus

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• Nov 13, 2015

• #18

Unclebaldrick said:

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She has amazing balance despite the fact that one would think that her weight distribution and center of gravity would work against her.

Bravo!

 

Hookabelly

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #19

a senile fungus said:

She has amazing balance despite the fact that one would think that her weight distribution and center of gravity would work against her.

Bravo!

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Nay, she's sitting on a box of apple jacks

 

ZaraBeth420

Well-Known Member

• Nov 13, 2015

• #20

JohnCee said:

Girlfriend keeps asking me what I want for Christmas and nothing is coming to mind. I don't really want anything besides an expensive laptop, which is not really an option.. besides that all I really need is clothes.. which I won't take care of anyways.

Suggestions?

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A set of original Bubble Bags (for making hash). That's what I'm getting myself for Christmas.

Oh no. Both you and I said the ultimate dirty word here on RIU. Christmas. We're sure to be ridiculed by the politics crowd here.

But fuck politics.