I think I'm a pimp

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sonoma

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Can somebody just close this thread? I know it's just gonna cause infractions and people banned.
 

vertise

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lol why start bs threads. Never got why people or children i should say do this. Who in there right mind sits at there computer to hype themselves up in their own mind. You sir are a moron. Lol also if you want to hype yourself up think of a grown up number not 50 dollars a day lol. Love how you say you havve a knife and she will be buying you a gun cause after all she would buy a gun and not know how to use it. God you are dumb
 

sonoma

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lol why start bs threads. Never got why people or children i should say do this. Who in there right mind sits at there computer to hype themselves up in their own mind. You sir are a moron. Lol also if you want to hype yourself up think of a grown up number not 50 dollars a day lol. Love how you say you havve a knife and she will be buying you a gun cause after all she would buy a gun and not know how to use it. God you are dumb
Well I know nothing of pimping about prices or any of that shit. How much should I get to me it's a lot for a couple hours work. This is the way it go played out to me so whatever I know I'm not lying
 

88malice

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This girl offered me $50.00 a day to make sure she doesnt get beaten or raiped when hooking. Would this make me a pimp? I don't make her do it or hit her so would I still be a pimp?
Take the $50 and buy her some nicer clothes then take her and help her get a job. :) It may take a few days to get enough money to buy the clothes or you could hit up good will they got some good deals :P But ya do that and she'll probably still give ya some on the side (jk)
 

DrUgZrBaD

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this girl offered me $50.00 a day to make sure she doesnt get beaten or raiped when hooking. Would this make me a pimp? I don't make her do it or hit her so would i still be a pimp?

quick hide your fucking meth lab you fucking loser!!!!
 

leftreartire

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she should be working till she gets a running nose. then you know she is full empty her out and get her back to the corner. I think your being pimped cause 50 bucks ain't shit man you should be taking it all and giving her 50 then you be a pimp
 

milowerx96

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This is the kind of abuse you get when you talk shit. MOST of the people on this site are smarter than you are. Sanoma cigarettes are $39.00 a carton here in Oregon. Pimps work off of Craig's list. At least that's where April hooked up with hers. And his pimp name is way cooler than Sanoma. His name is "Daddy Help". Now that's a pimp name! Oh I forgot, He has been shot. You see when you are a pimp you should expect to get shot. Every ho has a father, brother, son, friend, or misguided John that wouldn't think twice about splitting a scum bag pimps skull with a .45 cal. 185 grain Winchester STX Half jacket Hydroshock slug. If you pimped any one I knew I would get ya. I don't think I know anyone dumb enough to fall for your shit. If the administrators don't close this thread you could always delete your post change you screen name and skulk away in well deserved shame. This handle is burnt.
 

sonoma

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This is the kind of abuse you get when you talk shit. MOST of the people on this site are smarter than you are. Sanoma cigarettes are $39.00 a carton here in Oregon. Pimps work off of Craig's list. At least that's where April hooked up with hers. And his pimp name is way cooler than Sanoma. His name is "Daddy Help". Now that's a pimp name! Oh I forgot, He has been shot. You see when you are a pimp you should expect to get shot. Every ho has a father, brother, son, friend, or misguided John that wouldn't think twice about splitting a scum bag pimps skull with a .45 cal. 185 grain Winchester STX Half jacket Hydroshock slug. If you pimped any one I knew I would get ya. I don't think I know anyone dumb enough to fall for your shit. If the administrators don't close this thread you could always delete your post change you screen name and skulk away in well deserved shame. This handle is burnt.
Where I'm from there like 62 a carton. How do you know what my pimp name would be? I'm technially a pimp but I don't make her do it or hit her or yell. What kind of dumbass works on craigslist? How do you know I've not been shot or stabbed numerous times? Your black aren't you?
 

sonoma

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This is the kind of abuse you get when you talk shit. MOST of the people on this site are smarter than you are. Sanoma cigarettes are $39.00 a carton here in Oregon. Pimps work off of Craig's list. At least that's where April hooked up with hers. And his pimp name is way cooler than Sanoma. His name is "Daddy Help". Now that's a pimp name! Oh I forgot, He has been shot. You see when you are a pimp you should expect to get shot. Every ho has a father, brother, son, friend, or misguided John that wouldn't think twice about splitting a scum bag pimps skull with a .45 cal. 185 grain Winchester STX Half jacket Hydroshock slug. If you pimped any one I knew I would get ya. I don't think I know anyone dumb enough to fall for your shit. If the administrators don't close this thread you could always delete your post change you screen name and skulk away in well deserved shame. This handle is burnt.
Also whats a 13 year old doing on here?
 

milowerx96

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No I'm not black. (like it matters) Are you a racist? I'm 39; and the pimps that work on Craigslist are actually working pimps. LOL that's funny. They don't need to seek approval and advice from stoners trying to get there grow on. It's just the wrong place to get pimping advice and recipes for making meth. Don't you get it yet? The thing that pisses me off more than any thing is ignorance. You my friend piss me off. Oh and you can't get mad when someone talks shit about your mother. Did you happen to notice your location? "In your moms wet crevaces" (crevasses) It seems that you started the mom thing. Don't start what you can finish. You are bound to be an assistant pimp. Nothing more. Assistant pimpin is in your blood. Sorry
 

JimmyPot

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At $50.00 a day you are no where near Pimp status yet but that is pretty funny.Your hanging around prostitutes do you smoke crack or bang stuff in your arms?
 

Chiceh

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Wow, I could have given out lots of infractions in here. This thread is closed. Keep the personal attacks off RIU. :twisted:
 
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