don't make the same mistake I made,and move to Alaska.You ain't gonna find a girl here.Not even a 300 lb'er.lol.If you can't find a sweety in the L48,you aren't trying much.IMO
I would question the suggestion on moving to Alaska in order to find the one. It seems to me that any woman that is cool with being referred to as a bitch might in fact be a dumb bitch. Maybe you should find a woman who is definitely not cool with being called a bitch then you might find yourself closer to the one. Getting out of LA is a very good idea.
Come up and visit. I'll introduce you to some nice Canadian girls. Most are pretty laid back about the gardening thing altho personally, I keep girls and business seperate