If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

HeartlandHank

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Jul 22, 2013

• #141

Metasynth said:

If you successfully grow and harvest marijuana on a regular basis, you might be a pot farmer. ........Damn.....I'm bad at this game.

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Reminds me of the Autistic reporter...
[video=youtube;m5ROoNT7-ZI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5ROoNT7-ZI[/video]

 

BBbubblegum

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Jul 22, 2013

• #142

If you spend hours sitting on rollitup

 

guy incognito

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Jul 22, 2013

• #143

I read every one of these in jeff foxworthys voice

 

cancer survivor

Active Member

Jul 23, 2013

• #144

only keep the best buds in the safety deposit box! with the seed collection..

 

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joe macclennan

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Jul 23, 2013

• #145

If you buy an absurd amount of mason jars. But don't grow a vegetable garden

 

Alienwidow

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Jul 23, 2013

• #146

If you feel like self sustainability is a reality and not a dream.

 

UncleBuck

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Jul 23, 2013

• #147

if you've ever layered your garbage so that the trimmings are the least accessible and then waited until you heard the truck coming...

 

Alienwidow

Well-Known Member

Jul 23, 2013

• #148

If youd ever tried to reinvent the wheel.

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

Jul 23, 2013

• #149

HeartlandHank said:

Reminds me of the Autistic reporter...
[video=youtube;m5ROoNT7-ZI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5ROoNT7-ZI[/video]

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OK I know I have had a couple of drinks already, and I am currently smoking a bowl of some really top shelf shit (which I grew for myself), but this is like totally, I don't know what!

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

Jul 23, 2013

• #150

guy incognito said:

I read every one of these in jeff foxworthys voice

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You need to get out of the house more my friend!

 

Dannoo93

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Jul 24, 2013

• #151

If you have to sleep with windows and doors open at night to try and not cook in your house you might be a pot farmer.

 

Dannoo93

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Jul 24, 2013

• #152

If you hear a knock at the door and you heart starts racing you might be a pot farmer

 

Dannoo93

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Jul 24, 2013

• #153

If the mailman knows to leave boxs at you neighbors if you dont answer you might be a pot farmer

 

guy incognito

Well-Known Member

Jul 24, 2013

• #154

Dannoo93 said:

If you have to sleep with windows and doors open at night to try and not cook in your house you might be a pot farmer.

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why not just get an air conditioner?

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

Jul 28, 2013

• #155

If you are a member of a growers web site, you might be a pot farmer.

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

Jul 28, 2013

• #156

If your second move in the morning, just after making the coffee, is to check your journal for new post, you might be a pot farmer.

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

Jul 28, 2013

• #157

If you consume the best pot on the planet, you might be a pot farmer.

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

Jul 28, 2013

• #158

If you let your pets hang out in your garden when the lights are on, so the plants can get more C02, you might be a smart pot farmer.

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

Jul 28, 2013

• #159

If you grow marijuana in a closet, bathroom, bedroom, garage, attic, basement, forest, barn, tent, yard, warehouse, or industrial sized installation, you are definitely a pot farmer!

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

Jul 28, 2013

• #160

If you are sitting there right now saying to yourself, damn, I wish I could come up with a good one which hasn't been used, you might be a stoned pot farmer!