I'm coming to the US of A

bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Hey you can stay at my house for a week dude, I don't care. My daughters away that week so you can sleep in her bed- she's 10, she won't mind a fully grown unknown man sleeping in her bed for a week.

I live in Texas so there's plenty of nasty fried shit around here. They'll even coat your dick in beer batter made with a nice ale and fry it before they suck it and lick your battered asshole in a few places I've been.

Also we have this stuff called Pollo Rico and there's another one or 5 or so called some other shit like that but it's chicken al carbon and it's the fuckin bomb dude. I'll take you there, get some chicken, cold lemonade, and then after you can fuck my old lady.

Let me know
 
Bareback

Bareback

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bu$hleaguer said:
Hey you can stay at my house for a week dude, I don't care. My daughters away that week so you can sleep in her bed- she's 10, she won't mind a fully grown unknown man sleeping in her bed for a week.

I live in Texas so there's plenty of nasty fried shit around here. They'll even coat your dick in beer batter made with a nice ale and fry it before they suck it and lick your battered asshole in a few places I've been.

Also we have this stuff called Pollo Rico and there's another one or 5 or so called some other shit like that but it's chicken al carbon and it's the fuckin bomb dude. I'll take you there, get some chicken, cold lemonade, and then after you can fuck my old lady.

Let me know
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Can you post a pic of the chicken. o_O
 
LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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bu$hleaguer said:
Hey you can stay at my house for a week dude, I don't care. My daughters away that week so you can sleep in her bed- she's 10, she won't mind a fully grown unknown man sleeping in her bed for a week.

I live in Texas so there's plenty of nasty fried shit around here. They'll even coat your dick in beer batter made with a nice ale and fry it before they suck it and lick your battered asshole in a few places I've been.

Also we have this stuff called Pollo Rico and there's another one or 5 or so called some other shit like that but it's chicken al carbon and it's the fuckin bomb dude. I'll take you there, get some chicken, cold lemonade, and then after you can fuck my old lady.

Let me know
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haha, I don't want the wife just the chicken
 
LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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can you guys help me pick a fantasy US of A American basketball team so I can turn $15 into $1600 in a few hours, I don't know jack about US of A basketball
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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bu$hleaguer said:
Oh. Sorry, no deal.
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It's made by Mexicans in Texas where they don't do servings so
it beats the hell outta me. You buy it by a half or whole chicken. Servings are a fucking scam put on by Uncle Sam and weight watchers/Oprah for people who can't fucking control themselves, but that a whole nother issue for another thread.

Don't know why the hell I quoted myself, must be a meltdown. Meant to quote you, @LetsGetCritical
 
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Bublonichronic

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racerboy71 said:
i had been avoiding chic-fil-a as i don't agree with their politics, but i was out with my gf and her son, and he wanted chic-fil-a so i gave in and went in.. holy crap, their chicken is incredible.. and now i've been getting these free coupons in the mail for three of their chicken on a biscuit thingy's, and holy crap, those things are the bees knees as well.
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We just got chick fila in Vegas, for like the first month it was open they had it taped off and cops like guarding it it was crazy busy, i got to give it a try and it is the best chicken sandwich as far as fast food goes
 
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