I'm sorry for all the sexy harassment

Bob Zmuda · Nov 16, 2017

Venus55 said:
Yes yes because that makes sense. Employ "warsocks" to "back" me by calling me "slut, I wanna blow all over pics"...... Yes that was definitely my tactic.

Are you purposefully being obtuse? Dear god please tell me yes.

Indagrow · Nov 16, 2017

mr sunshine said:
I hate when that happens, that's why I masterbate 4 times a day. Yeah, I don't wake up with boners anymore, but that's ok. Seriously, my phone broke a couple of days ago so I'm not watching porn when i shower. Woke up yesterday with a raging hard on.... had boxers on and my Dick was sticking out of the little window

Its crazy how sticky cum gets in a hot shower but stays creamy in a hot pussy..science. 4 times is a commitment because I have a job that constantly has me seeing and handling fuck up bodies so I fret ill correlate the two and ruin my already fucked up sex life. Do you think if I do the 4 in say a half hour span before going out it would be equivalent? Or do I need 4 full nuts? I know seamen comes from the testicles but Where dose cum come from? I've spent so much time researching the female organs I'm realizing I have a loose grasp on my dick

cannabineer · Nov 16, 2017

Gary Goodson said:
he is about to be fucked by all of TnT

Venus55 · Nov 16, 2017

curious2garden said:
Your assumptions and failed logic, expose you far more than your, pandering, skin pics. Please take your own advice and if you don't like reading what I write put me on ignore.

Contrary to what u choose to tell yourself and believe, I have absolutely no problem with u or your writings.

Venus55 · Nov 16, 2017

Bob Zmuda said:
Are you purposefully being obtuse? Dear god please tell me yes.

Oooh, sorry yes I misunderstood. You're saying I was the master behind the puppetry? I promise u, I was not.

Bob Zmuda · Nov 16, 2017

Venus55 said:
Oooh, sorry yes I misunderstood. You're saying I was the master behind the puppetry? I promise u, I was not.

farmerfischer · Nov 16, 2017

cannabineer said:

holy shit that is fucking hilarious ..

curious2garden · Nov 17, 2017

Bob Zmuda said:

SunnyJim · Nov 17, 2017

When you show up days late to the sexual harassment party and you've missed all the socks:

Blue Wizard · Nov 17, 2017

SunnyJim said:
When you show up days late to the sexual harassment party and you've missed all the socks:

There will be plenty more socks where those came from, don't worry. This place churns out more socks than a sweat shop.

whitebb2727 · Nov 17, 2017

mr sunshine said:
I hate when that happens, that's why I masterbate 4 times a day. Yeah, I don't wake up with boners anymore, but that's ok. Seriously, my phone broke a couple of days ago so I'm not watching porn when i shower. Woke up yesterday with a raging hard on.... had boxers on and my Dick was sticking out of the little window

You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.

Starts to attract unwanted attention.

jerryb73 · Nov 17, 2017

whitebb2727 said:
You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.

Starts to attract unwanted attention.

So you’ve heard..

Karah · Nov 17, 2017

whitebb2727 said:
You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.

Starts to attract unwanted attention.

whitebb2727 · Nov 17, 2017

jerryb73 said:
So you’ve heard..

Errr. Um. Yea.

Karah said:

Tis the facts of life.

Chunky Stool · Nov 17, 2017

whitebb2727 said:
You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.

Starts to attract unwanted attention.

whitebb2727 · Nov 17, 2017

Chunky Stool said:

Exactly like that.

lokie · Nov 17, 2017

whitebb2727 said:
You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.

Starts to attract unwanted attention.

TMI

tyler.durden · Nov 17, 2017

whitebb2727 said:
Errr. Um. Yea.

Tis the facts of life.

Singlemalt · Nov 17, 2017

whitebb2727 said:
You know its awkward to find a way to beat off in jail sometimes. You know what's worse? When you decide to not masturbate in jail and it builds up to the point cum is leaking out on its own and then you start having wet dreams from lack of emptying yourself.

Starts to attract unwanted attention.

This sounds like a TED talk

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