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insane 559 jc

insane 559 jc

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my name is insane 559 jc. i am hella cali jus like u. ive been mostly kickin it and reading the advice given by cats like yourself and from time to time i put mine in. this society is peopled by leaders and we lead by seeking council from the wise. you give well informed advice, i am high so everythings everything. stay up - jc
 
ANC

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I will cut off my toe for a glass pipe
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Actualy I once kicked a guy, he fell forward and somehow landed with his knee between my toes ripping the big toe off... it was just hanging by some skin to the side... took 180 stitches according to my mom to get it sown back on... I won a huge trophy earlier that night, by the time my folks got to the hospital from the neighbouring town, I was on the operation table, still clutching my trophy, refused to give it to anybody but them... lol I must have been like 10.

P.S. it wasn't a fight, we were palying a combat version of capture the flag at the wrestling club while the grownups were haveing a meeting at someone's house... yeah they got a big freight as the kids went to tell them twice someone got hurt, they didn't imagine someone would be sitting in a 1 meter wide puddle of blood by the time they got there. so, leave your toes...
 
dew-b

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fdd2blk said:
i think i sent the other thread in the wrong direction. lets keep it simple.

impress me enough, in any way, and i may send you some glass. could be a pipe pendant or marble. most likely a pendant or marble. :wink:
pictures, stories, poems or songs. be creative and lets have some fun with it.


lets see what you got. :weed: :joint::joint: :hump:



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doowmd

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hey fdd, how bout a math anomaly...ooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
ok here goes: say three friends go out, get drunk, and decide to stay at a nearby hotel that costs $30/night. they go in and all pull out $10 each, get their key and go up to their room. when the bellboy starts to take the bags up, the mgr. stops him and says: 'wait, wait, i should've given 'em the discount and only charged $25 for the room, so here, take this $5 back up to 'em.' on the way up the bag boy can't figure out how to split $5 3 ways so he pockets $2 and gives the 3 friends back $1 each. this brings the cost of the room down to $9 each. 9x3=27 the bagboy took $2, 27+2=29, what happened to the 30th dollar?
now while at first u may not consider this 'glass worthy', if u really think about it this is a gem of a riddle that can be told to thousands of drunk/inebriated friends/associates. enjoy:peace:
 
marypane

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fdd2blk said:
i think i sent the other thread in the wrong direction. lets keep it simple.

impress me enough, in any way, and i may send you some glass. could be a pipe pendant or marble. most likely a pendant or marble. :wink:
pictures, stories, poems or songs. be creative and lets have some fun with it.


lets see what you got. :weed: :joint::joint: :hump:



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ode to the cereal army
oohh great cereal army,
come defeat my hunger,
with your elves in trees, waiting to ambush my munchies from above,
captains on your honey sailing ships,covering the seas of malnutrition,
rabbit , oh rabbit, TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS.
converge ceareal army,
deminish my growls for nurishment,
with your king of viatamins, leading the way.
with your lucky leprechauns bag of tricks ,
how can you loose???
may the snap crackle and pop of victory ringout in hungry town .
step aside quakers with you pasive oats,
and let the ceareal army claim its milky prize...
mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
 
chronichaze

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resinraider said:
if i had a peice from fdd himself,
ide praise it and keep it up high on my shelf.

ide bring it down often and fill it with weed,
ide nvr polute it with a stem or a seed.

ide clean it real good after every use,
ide make sure that baby recieves no abuse.

ide treat her like gold and keep her real shiney,
i just hope that the piece aint a lil too tiny.

cuz i rip a big lung when i hit off my shit,
so i need a big bowl so my doseage will fit.

it'de be such an honour to have such a gift,
each time i use it my spirits would lift.

not from the weed smoke but the 1 simple fact,
it was giving to me from "faded to black".

what will it take to get a pipe from this mod?
if this poem doesnt help me im gonna beg god.

to alter ur thoughts and send me a bowl,
cuz i really need 1 and that is my goal.

to get a free peice cuz $ is tight,
xmas killed my bank now my pockets r light.

ide be the envy of many including my friends,
ide fill it all day, my sessions wont end.

so i hope that my poem has made an
impress,
PM me FDD, so i can send my address...

RR
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This is amazing I loved the poem !
 
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