i'm sorry, my strain consultation services are not open to the public. they are a service provided to members of my private club.
Ring Ring...
UB Picks up phone...
UB: Hi, you've called UBs strain consultation service. Uncle Buck speaking
CUSTOMER: Yes hello, I have a question in regards to the best method of drying my harvest.
UB: Yes I can help you with that, what strain is it?
CUSTOMER: I'm sorry could you repeat that, there is a terrible echo on the line.
UB: Sorry about that, I was just at wendys. I said what strain is it?
CUSTOMER: It's a hybrid indica dominant, not sure on the exact genetics.
UB: I find the best was is to hang them upside down in a room with little ventilation and plenty of cat shit. Make sure there are days old turds in there and ensure your cat has flung half of it around the room.
CUSTOMER: Ahh, okay are you sure?
UB: Trust me, toxoplasmosis is nothing to worry about, fecal matter will only add tang to the final smoke.
CUSTOMER: Ahh, okay can i speak to someone about cancelling my membership?
UB: the customer you have dialed is unavailable, please try again later.
UB: (hangs up phone, looks in mirror and smiles) Great job buddy, pay it forward...