donnieosmond
Well-Known Member
you ever suck dick for coke? now thats an addiction
Fully, man. Yeah.
you ever suck dick for coke? now thats an addiction
racist? lol ok retard maybe u shud hit on REAL LIFE girls this "girl" is pry 40 yr old man tryin to get in ur pants lol .. but by all means let ur pimp hand swin on RIU RETARD
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Dude I could eat a fucking bag of those little mother fuckers. You got my stomach all growling and shit now. I actually have a funny marshmellow story that im now gonna share with you all. I was heating one up on the end of a fork roasting over the stove. Ghetto ass roasted marshies. So any ways I get the thing all golden brown on all sides. I cant wait to put it in my mouth. So I go to take a bite and I hear sizzle like sticking a red hot piece of metal in water. Only it was the fork on my bottom lip. It left four little fork marks for like a month. Hurt really bad. Ok kids use a wooden stick and don't be in such a rush to eat them marshies.
Dude I could eat a fucking bag of those little mother fuckers. You got my stomach all growling and shit now. I actually have a funny marshmellow story that im now gonna share with you all. I was heating one up on the end of a fork roasting over the stove. Ghetto ass roasted marshies. So any ways I get the thing all golden brown on all sides. I cant wait to put it in my mouth. So I go to take a bite and I hear sizzle like sticking a red hot piece of metal in water. Only it was the fork on my bottom lip. It left four little fork marks for like a month. Hurt really bad. Ok kids use a wooden stick and don't be in such a rush to eat them marshies.
Every stoner has a story like that... I burnt off my entire left eyelashes trying to hit this small ass one-hitter...It sucked, took almost a month for them things to grow back all the way.