Is the World Flat? The Flatlander's theory..

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tyler.durden

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Sure Shot

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Gravity is a myth. Here is a simple explanation of Einstein's relativity.
This man is keeping up with the apparent motion of the shore relative to his position.
Once he falls off "the wagon", he'll realize the Earth wasn't moving.
Einstein
 
Rrog

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Hahahahaha! This shit is just too fucking rich!! Lol!!

You must be the lonliest guy on the block dude. You are so out there twisted. Is there no help available? Ever talk to a professional? This is no way conducive to a profession, relationships, etc. I mean, who the hell could last an hour in the car with you? This shit is so completely stupid as to be downright offensive to the listener.
 
ttystikk

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Shit. The only flatlander theory still enjoying widespread acceptance is the one in everybody's growroom... but mine.

But I'm a heretic.
 
Rrog

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It's really sad and enlightening. This thread has given me insight into the afflicted mind.

There's actually quite a bit of study on this already. Those afflicted feel it's everyone else who can't see. Facts are omitted, anectodal stories become "facts."
 
srh88

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Sure Shot said:
Gravity is a myth. Here is a simple explanation of Einstein's relativity.
This man is keeping up with the apparent motion of the shore relative to his position.
Once he falls off "the wagon", he'll realize the Earth wasn't moving.
Einstein
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hes holding the oar or whatever it is in place and walking the boat. have you never been on a boat? do you not know how water works?.. did you spend a lonely night lost in youtube and decide you are the master of this subject?

i dont get it.. gravity a myth? jump off a building and see which way gravity takes you
 
greasemonkeymann

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Sure Shot said:
Gravity is a myth. Here is a simple explanation of Einstein's relativity.
This man is keeping up with the apparent motion of the shore relative to his position.
Once he falls off "the wagon", he'll realize the Earth wasn't moving.
Einstein
Click to expand...
may I pleeeeeeease have a clone of whatever it is that you are growing?
I'm willing to trade...
And I got me some good genetics too, but I fear NOTHING in my lineup is nearly strong enough for me to rethink gravity..
ok, so I got pineapple hashplant (two fantastic phenos), a nice tranquil elephantiser, my own strain I made from a couple generations of dabbling with a lemon og and the "white"... mmmmm..
a madjackberry...
got some huckleberry des tars, pink lotus, dank zappa...blue frost, superjack...purple paralysis
c'mon man... whatever you want, i'll trade.I GOTTA have what you're having...

Like the Meg Ryan quote in "when harry met sally"
"i'll have what she's having"
 
Rrog

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Keep in mind this is a well documented mental illness, so don't be too harsh. It's frustrating on one level since it's just so bizarrely whacked, but that's the illness.
 
Sure Shot

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Priceless! That representation of relativity comes from the days of Einstein, specifically 1923. And I'm the one who's lost.:roll:
 
Rrog

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No ones listening to your silliness dude. However, everyone's talking about the mental illness. You get this, right? No one's debating the bizarre with you. They are curious about your dysfunction.

What is a little strange is your repeated attempts to put your strangeness out there. Like the fat guy at the gym who walks all over the locker room naked. Shaves, shits and dries specifically so people are forced to see him. You're showing the same strange exhibitionist behavior.
 
Rrog

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Yeah, man. It does. Proven since forever. But I can see that this fact gets in the way of your delusion.
 
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