Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
Thank you Universe for ending such a fucked up day with Jelly Bellies. It's a like a rainbow shit in my mouth.
Jelly Bellies
- Thread starter Carne Seca
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Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
I'm confused. Am I supposed to be sad? 
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
damn, i thought i had found me a thread about other members whom also have a jelly belly..
guess i'll keep looking, or maybe i'll start one of me own..
guess i'll keep looking, or maybe i'll start one of me own..
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Taste the rainbow. cn
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
Y'all just don't get it. Jelly Bellies. It's the nectar of the gods. I have a small bag once every blue moon so I have to savor every tidbit. I may even recycle them. (totally kidding)
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I cannot stand jelly, gummi, slimy etc. candies. It's a texture thing. Childhood trauma, dimly remembered. cn
april
Pickle Queen
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
I'm confused. Am I supposed to be sad?
If'n you want.
You're excused.
Carne u surely know how to spit things out
A lady never spits.
You're weird. I like you.
april
Pickle Queen
And what have u put in ur mouth mister?? lol come on the gummies back in 1902 could not have been that bad
I eat super mario gummies, they are kick ass, taste like real fruit and the texture is awesome, i'm fussy on food texture so i get some of ur childhood trauma, but i still wonder how bad a candy could be to disgust u from further eating them?? I make awesome natural fruit roll ups, i promise they don't taste like hippie crap lol
Carne Seca
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And what have u put in ur mouth mister?? lol come on the gummies back in 1902 could not have been that bad
I eat super mario gummies, they are kick ass, taste like real fruit and the texture is awesome, i'm fussy on food texture so i get some of ur childhood trauma, but i still wonder how bad a candy could be to disgust u from further eating them?? I make awesome natural fruit roll ups, i promise they don't taste like hippie crap lol
In 1902 everything was hard candy. Even the licorice.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
And what have u put in ur mouth mister?? lol come on the gummies back in 1902 could not have been that bad
I eat super mario gummies, they are kick ass, taste like real fruit and the texture is awesome, i'm fussy on food texture so i get some of ur childhood trauma, but i still wonder how bad a candy could be to disgust u from further eating them?? I make awesome natural fruit roll ups, i promise they don't taste like hippie crap lol
Yer gonna have to speak up there, young lady. I can't make out the words. ~wicked denture-smacking noises~ cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
In 1902 everything was hard candy. Even the licorice.
Ay, but the salt-water taffy was a chew. cn
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
Yer gonna have to speak up there, young lady. I can't make out the words. ~wicked denture-smacking noises~ cn
Give us a kiss!
Oscar Zeta Acosta
Active Member
you sound like one of those weird people that like Turkish delight.
dank smoker420
Well-Known Member
have you had the starburst jelly beans? i normally see them around easter. i think they are pretty good. i like jelly bellie also. just dont eat alot of jelly beans.
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
There is only one problem with Jelly Bellies. The pear flavored beans. They taste like armpit. They look disgusting. Diseased even. I give those to the nieces and nephews. I tell them it's Harry Potter Every Flavor Beans. It's a cruel joke but I laugh heartily. I have to get my jabs in while I can. They eventually grow up and get revenge.
edit: I just polished off a 3.5 oz. bag (sans pear flavored). The sugar high will last for hours.
edit: I just polished off a 3.5 oz. bag (sans pear flavored). The sugar high will last for hours.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
po'thead
Well-Known Member
The pear flavored are one of my favorites, lol.
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