Kids say the darndest things...

DarkWeb · Aug 3, 2020

I now understand why my parents kept saying "Can't I just poop in peace" LOL

Milovan1 · Aug 3, 2020

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jerryb73 · Aug 6, 2020

Daughter: I have good traction. How else could I land on a balance beam. Well good balance too. Lmao...

cannabineer · Aug 6, 2020

jerryb73 said:
Daughter: I have good traction. How else could I land on a balance beam. Well good balance too. Lmao...

She’s ready for the tractor beam.

jerryb73 · Aug 6, 2020

cannabineer said:
She’s ready for the tractor beam.

That was said on the porch cuz it’s raining and slick. Not sure why she chose the beam to validate her traction. Lol

cannabineer · Aug 6, 2020

jerryb73 said:
That was said on the porch cuz it’s raining and slick. Not sure why she chose the beam to validate her traction. Lol

Just be sure to tell her “I am Locutus of Dad. Resistance is futile.”

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neosapien · Aug 29, 2020

10 minutes ago at the dinner table…

Wife: Donald Trump is banning your Tiktok.
7 year old kid: If that motherfucker bans Tiktok
Me: :shock:

At what point did you realize you failed?

DarkWeb · Aug 29, 2020

neosapien said:
10 minutes ago at the dinner table…

Wife: Donald Trump is banning your Tiktok.
7 year old kid: If that motherfucker bans Tiktok
Me:

At what point did you realize you failed?

It's proper context....you should be proud

Milovan1 · Aug 30, 2020

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jerryb73 · Aug 31, 2020

I’ll start by saying my daughter is super smart, or so I thought. Lol. Her mom text me last night to say our daughter thought hot dogs were canine :shock:

at least I know she’s ok with eating dog. JIC :bigjoint:

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raratt · Sep 1, 2020

neosapien said:
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My grandson and distance learning are just not working out.

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DarkWeb · Sep 3, 2020

He said "It tastes like women" I said "what?!" he hands me lemon juice.... women = lemon :lol:

Kids say the darndest things...

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