Let's Meet Up For Some Casual Sex!

Here is a game I haven't played in about three years. It's a blasty blast!

Rules:
1) You do not talk about fight club
2) ????
3) PROFIT

Things that you will need:
1) A cellphone
2) A phonebook (just incase you're ghetto ass cell phone hasn't left the stone-age and doesn't have one)

Now, first things first. Spark up a joint/ bleez, toke up a bowl, or hit a dab to take the edge off for some of you "less comfortable" folks.

Now select difficulty level;
Hard - Skip step 1a, move directly to step 2
Bitch Mode - Read step 1a, continue living life like a bitch

Here we go!

Step 1 - Open a new outgoing text message in your phone with the recipient as "All"
1a - Take out your family members and or boy/girl-friend / spouse

Step 2 - Type in the message field "Let's meet up for some casual sex."

Step 3 - Send that bitch!

Step 4 - Await responses...

Step 5 - Post responses.

The responses are utterly hilarious, and depending on your list of friends... some turn out promising. Yes I've had it work.

Ready...GO!!

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These will be updated In the order I receive responses.
I'll post male and female responses with a corresponding symbol next to it F or M

Let's meet up for some casual sex.
M - Haahahah hey am watching some boxing on hbo at my friends ill ask if u can cruize
(Lol, god dammit that wasn't even answering my question! and he can't spell)

Let's meet up for some casual sex.
F - [Name Bleep] i'm still with Josh..... i thought u knew that?!
(Yeah but just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score!)

Let's meet up for some casual sex.
M - Umm...
(Hahahahahahaha FAG!)

Let's meet up for some casual sex.
M - ON THE WAY!
(Score)

Let's meet up for some casual sex.
F - lol what?
(I'm pretty sure English was her first language...)



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best response so far
Let's meet up for some casual sex.
Dad - The hell is wrong with you? You better be drunk dialing
(Love you daaaaaad!.... meeeeaaaaan it)

Let's meet up for some casual sex.
F - you kno i dont like u like that we talked about this....
(Ssssssssshhh don't speak)

Let's meet up for some casual sex.
M - Sounds great!
(Hahahahahaha god dammit, 2 dudes?!)

Let's meet up for some casual sex.
F - k but i'm bringing the strapon
(Jesus Christ what did I get myself into LOL)

Let's meet up for some casual sex.
F - wtf [Name Bleep]?
(Lol)

boy my lawyer and my bails bondsman and my banker going to think Ive gone bonkers.

Lets open my phone book and see what it has for people I could text:

Best bud
My ex's ex girlfriend (who I've already slept with)
My coworker
My dealer
My attorney
Ex co-worker
My nephew
Out of town hookup girl
Girlfriend
Best buds wife
My father
My 2nd dealer
Girlfriends grandparents
My boss
My insurance agent
My sister
My sisters husband
My gay friend
My ex-slut
My mother

No, I don't think I'll be texting anyone. Guess I'm a buzzkill

I vote your gay friend just to see what happens and keep us posted LOL......

You can tell anyone who resplies pissed off that is was just a joke hahahahaha

Just be careful what you say to the girls who respond with "are you serious?!"... that's a double sided blade!

StonedPony said:

I vote your gay friend just to see what happens and keep us posted LOL......

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Yeah uh no. They'd be knocking at my door in seconds and they don't even know where I live! Figure that one out! It wouldn't even be funny, they'd be like "k, when, where, ready now".

Just muster up the balls the send the text. Laugh at all the resonses

It's all a lot easier after you hit send, trust me.

Aah, well. Time to be hitting the old dusty trail...

lmfao this shit is about to be funny.
I'll get back to yall in a little bit.



sent it to everybody except po and case worker.Guess its time to wait now,Most of these assholes are probably asleep.

This is epic unfortunately i cant do it im with my missus 18 months now.. if i text some of the crazy bitches on my phone id
be stuck with stalkers again.
ima just leave it at that ha

haha,, just sent that txt about 5 mins ago..,,forgot to take out family members ,,??this could be very funny,,o,just got a txt...
HA..frm Darren(mate),,
'You must be fucked if you sent that to me!! ',,haha. This is going to be a funny day.

This is funny. I have the balls to do it because this is some funny shit, but I have employees, lawyers, friends from Jamaica, buddies wives, you name it. My close freinds would get a good kick out of it, but the others I am opening a can of worms I just can't open.

I look forward to all the responses though.

Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning.

digging said:

This is funny. I have the balls to do it because this is some funny shit, but I have employees, lawyers, friends from Jamaica, buddies wives, you name it. My close freinds would get a good kick out of it, but the others I am opening a can of worms I just can't open.

I look forward to all the responses though.

Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning.

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Those are the funniest ones though!

digging said:

I have the balls to do it.......a can of worms I just can't open.

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Just sayin.... lol

Hey, I don't either.

this turned out pretty fucked up.
I dont think im gonna be cool with a few people now lol.

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this turned out pretty fucked up.
I dont think im gonna be cool with a few people now lol.

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Hahahahahahaha!

Just tell them you sent it to the wrong number or that it was a joke to see responses



... Or send the original message again hhahahahaha

A smile comes to my face every time I see this thread. LOL !!!

I can only imagine what I would think if someone sent me such a text ... The thoughts that would run through my mind. Hillarious !!!

This is some funny shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets meet up for some casual sex.

jm:lmao
No go sweetheart.
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lets meet up for some casual sex.
AM:no
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lets meet up for some casual sex.
BC:LMAO u serious?
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the one I'm waiting for is an answer AM's mom.


EDIT: Uh oh, I think I screwed up with i texted BC, she keeps textin me now and I'm not goin there.

I can't wait for the people that sent this to their sisters/brothers!

Incest Shenanigans!