bro, thanks fe puttin this idea into my mind,,
sent em last night, ill jus put the better responses,
IF SWEARING OFFENDS YOU DONT READ ON [N STOP BEEN A PUSSY]
"wagwan ,lets link up fe some casual sex"
mark, take ur fingers outa the wall sockets n put up ya own arse
nidge, NIGGA WOT FUCK UP WIT YA,,
sammy, you prick not after last time [sammy is a gurl btw]
JJ, if dat was ment for our lass im gona fuck you up!!!
lex, are you gay,??
nikki, ive hated you for ages, DONT TXT ME EVER AGAIN
little sal, really,? your fine
Grim, wat apen to ur brain, u gone from badman to battyman, dis pure fuckery
cully, RUDE BOI IM GONA GUT U
Clara, u dirty little cunt, u fucked my sis..
clara, [an hour later] im at my cousins but ill b back up that way 2moro,?
clara, [about n hour ago] i thought you liked me, then i get txts of loads af people tellin me your askin em all to fuck you!! u think ur fuck god but your just a cunt
Clara, [minutes later] just let me know if your serious xx
mum, u idiot, im your mother
annie, wot so you can fuck me then dump me again,? get a life.
annie [later on] sorry about b4, i was just upset but now im just wet.
uncle paul,, yer sure kiddo but im bringing the lads round..
D, battyclot, u wan war i fuckin rape you [i really should not have sent it to him]
small fry, im only 13 [ARRR WOT DID I DO, ITS MY MATES LITTLE SISTER]
Ryan, WOT THE FUCK R PLAYIN AT SEND SHIT LIKE THAT TO MY LITTLE SIS AND THEN ME,?? YOUR SICK, GET SOME FUCKIN HELP NIGGA
Alan, only if i can put jelly beans up your bum, x
kerry, your a predator even without ya rasscolt locks ha ha, stay sharpe rude boi u slippin
Ok that was some of the shit i got back, i dont know weather to laugh or cry or go to the old bill n explain if they get any reports of me asking a 13year old for sex it was only a joke.
Im not leaving my house till this is sorted, well worth it tho..
most of my reply's were obvious stuff like "lol" and most people knew it was a joke but i feel bad about some of them, but i do treat women better now and im gona be dodgin bullets on my estate now. Im such a fool.
ive edited it so its more understandable to the American ear [or eye in this case]
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