Longest You've Gone Without A Sexual Encounter

first it was 15 years, 4 years, 2 years, 1 year, and now i gets it whenever i want, but i have a bad back and it will start spasming during so that kinda ruins it.
 
Ha I gotta buddy who is 22 goin on 23 and went thru college without getting pussy ever! Hes a decent looking guy too hes just a giant pussy ass bitch who cant make a move. He made out with a girl like 3 years ago once lol. No wonder he is turning into a psychopath.. literally I wouldnt fuck with him if you dont know him he snapps about the smallest shit and he can beat the fuck outta like 5 people at a time. But yeah all im saying is sex keeps humans sane. We need it
 
^^^Agreed...definitely keeps certain people sane, but then it also spreads the seed of the majority of morons in the world. There should be a "License to breed". The world would be the best damn elitist place to live, ever!
 
kingtrip said:
^^^Agreed...definitely keeps certain people sane, but then it also spreads the seed of the majority of morons in the world. There should be a "License to breed". The world would be the best damn elitist place to live, ever!
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+rep worthy statement! Couldn't have put it better myself.
 
stoney i cant believe u prefer drugs over sex!!!

i like drugs and sex when combined even better but sex is better than drugs man its free and its healthy lol

(but i would chose a nice bit of weed over pussy if the pussy wasn't anything special and i had no weed)
 
Drugs do make sex better,but if I absolutely had to choose, it would be drugs for me.There are just places you can go in your mind that transcend the body and its feelings.But I'm not a person who lets go easily, or "gives in", so the sex could be my fault, I'm sure.I'm a weird girl.:bigjoint:
PPP Pure Pothead Person said:
stoney i cant believe u prefer drugs over sex!!!

i like drugs and sex when combined even better but sex is better than drugs man its free and its healthy lol

(but i would chose a nice bit of weed over pussy if the pussy wasn't anything special and i had no weed)
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kingtrip said:
So I'm curios to see how long people can "hold out" without having sex with someone. (This doesn't include personal gratification)

I only ask cuz I'm rolling towards the 7 month mark and realized it's time to replenish the drought.

Trip:leaf:

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Went 5 years, then married the first slut I could to get some! I was locked up! Since I been out (years and years now), longest I gone is 3 days, but I was sick
 
Stoney McFried said:
Drugs do make sex better,but if I absolutely had to choose, it would be drugs for me.There are just places you can go in your mind that transcend the body and its feelings.But I'm not a person who lets go easily, or "gives in", so the sex could be my fault, I'm sure.I'm a weird girl.:bigjoint:
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You have never had good sex. Trust me, ya may think ya have, but a true orgasm will leave you fuked up fer hours, maybe even all day, if the mood is right. BTW, I meant this in no way as an insult. Sorry if I came across like the guy I am:-P
 
if u were in the uk i would take u to a rave with my mates they are all really cool u dont need to be a people person round ravers man just need to be yourself and enjoy the music
 
Yeah, I've heard this,but I just think my nerves aren't as sensitive as other folks.I don't have a high sex drive at all.I'm not insulted.
Where in the hell am I? said:
You have never had good sex. Trust me, ya may think ya have, but a true orgasm will leave you fuked up fer hours, maybe even all day, if the mood is right. BTW, I meant this in no way as an insult. Sorry if I came across like the guy I am:-P
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Well thanks, man.I guess drugs would make me more personable.I like to sing when I'm really amped.I'm pretty good too.I do a mean version of this song, for one.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R6nmKjcSeU&feature=related
PPP Pure Pothead Person said:
if u were in the uk i would take u to a rave with my mates they are all really cool u dont need to be a people person round ravers man just need to be yourself and enjoy the music
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Stoney McFried said:
Drugs do make sex better,but if I absolutely had to choose, it would be drugs for me.There are just places you can go in your mind that transcend the body and its feelings.But I'm not a person who lets go easily, or "gives in", so the sex could be my fault, I'm sure.I'm a weird girl.:bigjoint:
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man I am the biggest stoner I know. I still don't agree with this. Anyone that says something like this must not have a very good partner.

Some drugs make sex better but even sober it is THE greatest feeling, you just have to put in some effort. You can really just sit there and space out and be happy like you can with drugs. Its all about getting back what you put into sex (no puns I sware).

Even if someone knows how to use their body well, its still a matter of connecting on a mental level and then that is full love and nothing feels better. nothing
 
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