Sadly I'm not that badass. But I always thought about taking a bunch of seeds and treated soil outdoors somewhere out in the country or a foreclosed farm. I figured that if cops were staking the place out they'd wait until I brought the harvest into my car before moving in on me. So my plan would be to cut the harvest down. Then I'd pull out a plastic bag with some newspapers out of my pack, make it look like I was carrying the weed to my car. If they bust me then I know I was being watched, and I'm not a lawyer but I figured I'd have a better chance in court if I didn't actually bring the weed in my car. Hell, I'd even put on a D.A.R.E shirt and act like I was just cutting down the plant as some anti drug vigilante. Sorta like testing the waters.