"So there the three of us stood, the Veterinarian, the tech and myself huffing a dog's vomit (what I would give for a jpeg of that), but I digress."
Isn't life weird sometimes?
Next time dim the lights and put on some Allman Brothers.
All kidding aside, dogs have a hard time processing THC so they can stay high for days on a small amount.
Their digestion is so good they can actually digest and process THC. If a kid ate that joint, he/she would most likely not get high at all as it is hard for humans to process weed that way.
I guess I am suggesting it is better if your kid eats weed than if your dog does.