men's rights!

earnest_voice

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You know, sometimes it works the other way also. I have a rare condition called Handsome, it was a real pain in the ass to grow up with a fan club of little girls who would follow me home every day after school. Or in High School a girl tried to sneak into my bedroom at 3 Am, I had no idea who she was. Or a girl you only said hello to once all of a sudden becomes a stalker, its rather freaky to tell you the truth and damned inconvenient. Women can be a huge problem sometimes to us men with Adonis like features. I have had women walk right up to me and ask if I was a model and would I go home with them. It was terrible, women are always thinking of sex too, wanting to rape me at all times. This one girl would grab my crotch ALL THE TIME in front of everyone and kiss my neck, damn I didn't even like her. I grew up beating them off with a stick. I never had any of the dating problems that most people had, for the most part women called and asked me out.

Oh and just so you know, some women PREFER to be raped. There are women out there who PREFER to be hit and slapped around and like the sex really rough. Some women PREFER anal sex, or really like it if you jam a few fingers in their ass while giving it to them doggy style. Some women squirt like fountains if you get them off right. You understand that women don't all come in the same size, shape, and personality right?
Didn't I read somewhere you spent some time in Perth? Did you ever spend any time at the gratto?
 
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NoDrama

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So what you are telling me is that you have no experience with womyn outside of romance novels.
That's the actual truth, you have any idea how many women proposed to me before I got married?

LOL I was at Red Lobster just last week and some 70 year old bitty told me that I was VERY attractive. EWW GROSS!
 

desert dude

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:
12.
One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
 

NoDrama

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Didn't I read somewhere you spent some time in Perth? Did you ever spend any time at the gratto?
Haha YES, i did spend time in Perth, had a fucking blast ,but there is plenty I don't remember, those Aussies drink like no other people I have known, except maybe the Irish.
I went to a ton of places, the women in Perth were very accommodating, they treated me like a king and I don't mean that in a funny way, i mean they actually waited on me hand and foot, drove me wherever I wanted to go, had great sex with me and they even showed me how the game of cricket works. Fantastic country, full of friendly people.
 

tryingtogrow89

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I'm glad you realize at least some of the time that all people should be able to exercise control over their body and their justly acquired property. Of course you talk out of the other side of your mouth when the you want to use somebodies property against their will though don't you?
 

NoDrama

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As a father I can say that when it comes to the right to see your child that men tend to get the raw end of the deal.
Which is probably due to the government mostly seeing the mother as the primary care giver, since that has been their role for oh I dunno 20,000 years now. For some strange reason its pretty much the same in the natural world too, weird.

You ever notice how racist birds are? You never see sparrows flying around with Canadian geese or Kingfishers and Thrushes sitting in the tree next to eat other.
 

UncleBuck

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As a father I can say that when it comes to the right to see your child that men tend to get the raw end of the deal.
feminism, which seeks to destroy the patriarchy and gender roles that lead society to believe that women are natural caregivers while males are not, could remedy this.

feminism is what is needed to correct that, not "men's rights".
 

NoDrama

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feminism, which seeks to destroy the patriarchy and gender roles that lead society to believe that women are natural caregivers while males are not, could remedy this.

feminism is what is needed to correct that, not "men's rights".
Women are the natural caregiver you fool, no amount of feminism will change that, just like no amount of praying will make the gay go away.
 

earnest_voice

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feminism, which seeks to destroy the patriarchy and gender roles that lead society to believe that women are natural caregivers while males are not, could remedy this.

feminism is what is needed to correct that, not "men's rights".
Feminism also keeps your kind at bay...

 

reasonevangelist

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Feminism also keeps your kind at bay...

So does that imply that women should be exalted to a social status that frees them from the natural human responsibility of protecting themselves?

Or do they expect men to always volunteer to do that for them, even when they won't make us a sammich?
 

earnest_voice

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So does that imply that women should be exalted to a social status that frees them from the natural human responsibility of protecting themselves?

Or do they expect men to always volunteer to do that for them, even when they won't make us a sammich?
Hell no. IMO a whistle isn't really a self defense mechanism...

 

NoDrama

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Hell no. IMO a whistle isn't really a self defense mechanism...
rape whistles can only be heard by rapists, hence why many ugly women wear them, in the hopes they can find a conscious drunk rapist that will succumb to the siren song of the rape whistle. The more the better for these walrus, some may even let the man marry them and let them be domestic girlymen who sit around all day and troll internet forums or play golf.
 
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