Michael Phelps Bong Pics

Spitzered

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I'm watching Fox news tonite, and on Geraldo there was a pretty good discussion on the legalization of pot. I guess subway isn't canceling Phelps endorsements. If nothing else it is putting the spotlight on pot legalization, or at least decriminalization.
 

medicineman

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I'm watching Fox news tonite, and on Geraldo there was a pretty good discussion on the legalization of pot. I guess subway isn't canceling Phelps endorsements. If nothing else it is putting the spotlight on pot legalization, or at least decriminalization.
I think the above in red explains a lot about you.
 

CrackerJax

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Harry would take one look at todays Democratic party and promptly leave it behind :lol: heck, you could throw Kennedy in there as well....


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CrackerJax

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Jax why was you ducking...I told you I'd make you famous!
I was beating back Dick Cheney who was trying to bust through the perimeter. Turns out he ate some space cakes and wasn't adjusting well. He did however invite me to go hunting sometime... :lol:

Funny you should mention one of the original eight. I also know one from way back in the 80's. His name was Fred but that's all i can remember. He had glaucoma and was allowed to have federal weed. Told me the story how they closed the program but he got to be grandfathered in for life. It was terrific weed.....


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110100100

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I was beating back Dick Cheney who was trying to bust through the perimeter. Turns out he ate some space cakes and wasn't adjusting well. He did however invite me to go hunting sometime... :lol:
That explains the chick with the pink hair bumming everyone out in the melkweg when she walked around yelling "THERE ARE NO MORE PINK SPACE CAKES!"

(there really were two women, one with pink hair the other with blue, walking around the melkweg that night passing out pink and blue space cakes and they ran out of pink!):bigjoint:
 

CrackerJax

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Funny stuff...Adam brings out the "unique' (i'll be kind :lol:) ppl. That city is a great slice of life!! If the taxes weren't so insane, i'd buy property there.... or maybe Brugges and train in. I loved Belgium as well...and the bier...oh my! Dentergem's on tap!!!


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IslandGreenGuy

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I'm sorry if this was already mentioned but I didn't read 11 pages of the thread..
Did we all right our Email, make our phone calls and write some letters to Kellogs.

NORML has all the info on their site. Demand them to reinstate Phelps as thier spokes man or refuse to purchase Kelllogs Products for 3 months...
 

110100100

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Yeah I'm not much of a beer fan but wholly shit was Amstel and Heineken good over there. And I HATE Heine's here. The tap beers there were crisp, smooth and refreshing. Nothing like beer here.
 

CrackerJax

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yes, the stuff over here is terrific, until you jump the pond and try the REAL Heineken and Amstel. I love that if you go into a cafe and just order a bier, it is automatically saying Amstel... :mrgreen:

Next time you are over there, look for Dentergems on tap... it's a wit bier, and the taste has summer written all over it.


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TheBrutalTruth

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Slapped into the stocks in the town square..........

Nah, that's not fun enough, want to make sure he's a good target.

Though we can start with this for opening his mouth to spout stupid shit.

http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/detail.php?recordID=Pear of Anguish
Pear of Anguish
Poire d'angoisser - the Pear of Anguish; the Spanish Mouth Pear; or the Oral, Rectal and Vaginal Pear (for those with less-easily offended sensibilities) - is a hideously cruel device.
It was made of four 'leaves' which joined together by a hinge at the top. A screw inserted between the leaves could be turned to slowly separate the four lobes of the 'pear', expanding the orifice into which it had been inserted. The torturer could choose whether to simply distend the cavity, or expand the pear to it's absolute maximum and mutilate the prisoner.
Of course, the orifice which was on the receiving end of the pear was symbolic of the offense - heretics received the oral pear, passive male homosexuals received the anal pear, and women who had intercourse with Satan were in receipt of the vaginal pear.
These devices were much more intricately decorated than many other tools of the trade, bordering on works of art. It is doubtful, however, that the embellishments made much difference to anyone who experienced the torture of the "Pear of Anguish".
And then move onto my alternative to the stocks.

http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/detail.php?recordID=Gibbet
Gibbet - so he's hanging there.



The gibbet or hanging cage was a ubiquitous sight throughout Europe. Made of slats of wood or iron, in myriad shapes and sizes, this device served as a simple punishment (the victim was displayed and eventually freed) or a slow, brutal execution (the victim was left to the elements, facing eventual death).
The bodies of executed highwaymen, covered in tar for preservation, were often displayed in these cages along rural routes. It was thought that this presentation would deter other thieves.
The remains were usually left in the cages until the bones fell apart. To discourage friends and relatives from attempting to retrieve the body, some cages were studded in nails.
And then maybe... if we still aren't satisfied onto this
http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/detail.php?recordID=Revolving Drum
(Revolving Drum)

or a rack, but I like this better.

This is another infamous device that was used in Spain in order to extract information from prisoners. Often the mere mention of or glance at the machine was enough to warrant a wealth of information from the condemned.
If the answers were not as easily forthcoming, the prisoner would be locked into the machine, face down with the head through the upper pillory and the legs firmly strapped at the other end. At this point, information was again requested. If the prisoner refused, the spiked drum was slowly rotated one full revolution. Again the questions were asked. If the prisoner still refused, weights were stacked upon his back and the process of rotating the drum began again. This continued until the inquisitors obtained the information that satisfied their interest or the condemned perished through slow disembowelment.
 

ViRedd

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I think you mean informed from the conservative right's point of view.
Yes, you're exactly correct NG. If Med were to watch Fox on occasion, in addition to the communist station (LinkTV) that he usually watches, he'd have a more balanced perspective on things. So would you, by the way.

Vi
 

stonerdiva

Active Member
if michael phelps just was like i smoke weed all day everyday and look how amazing i am.... kinda like that nick swardson video but not just a dream :)
instead of apologizing or whatever
 
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