My 1st Time Anal.

Sr. Verde said:

yo... the only exception would be

if you got her so fucked on tequila... you convince her to get an enema, prior to sex.

then and only then would I proceed with anal sex

other wise it's like playing around with a loaded handgun... even that metaphor makes me queasy!

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DSB65 said:

do you need some dick.......................

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Carne Seca said:

Sir, you shouldn't offer what you don't have.

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Carne Seca said:

Sir, you shouldn't offer what you don't have.

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carne seca said:

sir, you shouldn't offer what you don't have.

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DSB65 said:

.......unless 8 inches is not enough

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kmksrh21 said:

These days a little doggie style and a lot of head go a long way....

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Carne Seca said:

Sir, you shouldn't offer what you don't have.

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Carne Seca said:

Amateurs. Y'all need a gay intervention.

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Carne Seca said:

You need a professional.

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Carne Seca said:

I don't think any of you are ready for that, yet. If ever. Besides why should I tell a bunch of straight people about gay love secrets? What have ya'll ever done for me?

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Metasynth said:

Wait, I thought you didn't do the "anal sex" thing, Meaty. Am I to understand you only pitch?? Or is all you know about ridin' the hershey highway just hearsay?

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Carne Seca said:

Why do you care? Are you horny?

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PeyoteReligion said:

This thread gives me the most akward boner...lol!

During sex my girlfriend was like let's try butt secks and I only got my head in and she was like ready to cry I felt bad then I stuffed it back in her vag and felt much better!

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DSB65 said:

i got plenty of dick for you..........unless 8 inches is not enough

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Carne Seca said:

Why do you care? Are you horny?

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Carne Seca said:

Dude, I know you love your mama and all but....

She lied to you when you said this was 8 inches.

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Metasynth said:

No, just wondering how you intend to school people who've actually had their dick in an ass...

You know, just in one of those moods

Don't get bent outta shape, I mean no offense, just wondering...And no, I didn't troll through your former posts to find that out, I just remember a conversation from an old thread I read......

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