My neighbor's dog is always barking...

The poison has just been laying around here since I bought the place. Might as well use it. I'd hate to see it go to waste. It's called Blue Death. Anyone ever use it on a medium sized dog before? The description on the back says it humanely kills things by "happily energizing their metabolic pathways." I really think it's some top shelf rat poison.

Damn.. dare you to do a line..
 
Which brane is this? I'm feeling like I'm in the bottom of the 8th here.

bottom of the fifth, maybe

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Like right now at 8:30 in the morning and has been since about 7:30. This is pretty much a daily event. I think he goes to work and just leaves him outside. I feel bad for the dog. It looks pretty old. Like should be put down, going senile, always barks kind of old. I think I should do something. On the rat poison jar it says use one teaspoon on a piece of bread. How much do you think I should use to safely and humanely euthanize a 50lb dog? Keep in mind this is that good pre-9/11 rat poison. In my heart I know this is the right thing to do. I think this is what the dog is actually asking me to do with it's barking. It knows I'm a nice man and will help it. How have you euthanized medium sized dogs in the past?

Dude, I hope you're joking. That's nowhere near your call to make.

If someone poisoned my dog, no matter how old it was, there would be no words, only fists. If you do this, you better hope your neighbor is a more reasonable person.

Call the cops if you feel that strongly about it, it's not your place to do anything.
 
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