haha. yeah, what you want to look for and you will need a cheap $10.00 60x handheld miscroscope from Radioshack-is for the trichs to start clear, turn cloudy and than amber. depending on the strain, best and safest bet is mostly cloudy with 20% ambers to insure thc at highest levels possible -clear/cloudy-and not starting to denegrade-amber.
dont know about dropping or drooping but thats funny