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Good Luck! Ha!So I've decided to try and go for a month with out busting a nut in any way. I'm also not drinking, smoking, or eating food that is bad for me. It's been about 14 hours now and I can't wait to smoke a bowl wack it then dig into some mexican food. Only 29 and a half days left until I do just that.
Anyone else ever tried something like this? You think I'll make it? My friend said I'll probably end up humping random objects by the third week.
fuck that i gotta have pussy!!
Absolutely nothing, for sexual relief I'm sure it's a perfect substitute. I'd prefer to not bother, it's a waste of money for ME. I can see how it'd be alluring to others though, I hear they're reasonably cheap as well. A male dildo, an inverted one, for sticking things in instead of sticking in things. I see no problem with this.Whats wrong with having a fleshlight?
HAHHAHAAAAA this is a fukin funny thread to wake up to, hahahaaYou're all right. I'm going to stick to not smoking, drinking, or eating shitty food but fuck. I'm going to watch some porn and enjoy myself cause I truly can't think of a good reason to continue this madness. Yes that's right I gave up on trying not to cum after only one day. Maybe I'm weak, I'm definitely going to be feeling a whole lot better in a few minutes though.
What's wrong with small changes to your life?Why quit something for a only a finite amount of time for no reason at other than to quit something. That's just stupid. You quit something to radically change your life, not to quit something so it doesn't effect you for 30 days and then you jump back on the wagon.
Hahaha i was thinkin the same exact thing!HAHHAHAAAAA this is a fukin funny thread to wake up to, hahahaa
cant find a girl, huh??so i've decided to try and go for a month with out busting a nut in any way. I'm also not drinking, smoking, or eating food that is bad for me. It's been about 14 hours now and i can't wait to smoke a bowl wack it then dig into some mexican food. Only 29 and a half days left until i do just that.
Anyone else ever tried something like this? You think i'll make it? My friend said i'll probably end up humping random objects by the third week.
Hahahahaha............."quasi"i dont see the logic in not bustin a nut, it has nothing to do with your diet unless your on some quasi religious purity kick
You're gonna be thinking about some dude while you getting your dick sucked? I dont think I could do that, and 30 days without a nut or some weed- fuck that what if you die on day 29. Id rather live everyday like its my last.Bro, I am high as a fucking kite right now. Later tonight I will be thinking of you while my wife is slobbing ever so sloppy on my johnson. For real man, good luck. I take breaks, but then I don't feel any different (like smoking). I feel the same when I'm sober or when I'm stoned. I say, you have CB receptors in your body for a reason right.....
So I've decided to try and go for a month with out busting a nut in any way. I'm also not drinking, smoking, or eating food that is bad for me. It's been about 14 hours now and I can't wait to smoke a bowl wack it then dig into some mexican food. Only 29 and a half days left until I do just that.
Anyone else ever tried something like this? You think I'll make it? My friend said I'll probably end up humping random objects by the third week.
You're all right. I'm going to stick to not smoking, drinking, or eating shitty food but fuck. I'm going to watch some porn and enjoy myself cause I truly can't think of a good reason to continue this madness. Yes that's right I gave up on trying not to cum after only one day. Maybe I'm weak, I'm definitely going to be feeling a whole lot better in a few minutes though.
1) This is the wrong place to be posting this thread, just saying. Theres a much more blatant and obvious place to post this. I won't ask people to do something so awful as 'read' though, what am I? Some sort of pig? I think not. Just some friendly advice.
2) You should get blue balls, Why? It would be funny. but I went months without doing it once before, 'releasing' yourself from your bonds and what have you, won't be that
amazing.
3) If you don't have enough sexual control to not hump inanimate objects after a week, there is no saving for your kind. You might as well crazy glu a flesh light to your dick.
LMFAO, that's exactly what I was thinking after reading that post.^^^ What the fuck.