Not Really About MJ. Still Funny.

redivider

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Police in Colombia have confiscated the most unusual parrot.

Apparantely, there had been a string of robberies in a market area of town. they'd try to catch the thieves, but they would always get away.

they worked on a tip, and finally converged on a house. when entering the property they heard a loud sqwaking:

"Run, run, the cat's gonna get you, Miau Miau". the culprit?? A parrot. A parrot by the name of Lorenzo. over and over again: "Run, Run, the cat's gonna get you! Miau Miau". the cops were intrigued.

apparantely these undeniably smart crooks trained the parrot to alert them whenever it saw uniformed officers/military personnel.

police believe they would carry the parrot around, and trusted it to say: "Run, Run, the cat's gonna get you, Miau Miau" whenever it saw police officers or LEO's around.

The cop who 'escorted' the bird to the station said the bird sqwaked non-stop: "Run! Run!" and called out a woman's name.

The article I read closes on a funny note: Since the bird was at the police station, it has remained quiet, presumably because: Anything it says can be used aganst it..... lol

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I thought using homing pigeons to smuggle drugs into prison was crazy. this takes clever to a whole new level....

I think they used the bird because it can see farther than a human can. but i ain't no scientist.......
 
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