Nothing dumber than a flat earther
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Australia isn't really there - it's a fictional distraction invented by the govt.
I mean, look how fake those kangaroo's are.
booms111
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I heard DJ Khaled started that rumor since he refuses to go down under....shoey for everybody!
Roger A. Shrubber
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ah, that fictional land where the beavers fuck the ducks
Rrog
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THAT'S clearly fake news.
Because I didn't go to school, I'm certified to discuss non-science, and I can now peer thru the veil of reality that you poor motherfuckers are blinded by. I can therefore clearly see the sewing marks on that silly creature, as well as the Made at NASA label... You poor blind bastards.
Because I didn't go to school, I'm certified to discuss non-science, and I can now peer thru the veil of reality that you poor motherfuckers are blinded by. I can therefore clearly see the sewing marks on that silly creature, as well as the Made at NASA label... You poor blind bastards.
Roger A. Shrubber
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LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! You do NOT see sewing marks on that beast, i assembled it with hot glue and staples....
BudmanTX
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personally i always thought mother nature was stoned when she made that animal.......
Roger A. Shrubber
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i always thought it was like take your kid to work day, and daughter nature found an old beaver tail and a box of duck bills...
now mother nature is stuck with the platypus, cause she can't hurt her kids feelings. but she did send it somewhere no one sane would live.....
now mother nature is stuck with the platypus, cause she can't hurt her kids feelings. but she did send it somewhere no one sane would live.....
oof:
Father time...
RetiredGuerilla
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The platypus can sting too. Don't forget the venom GLOBETARD !!!! 
Farmer.J
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So it takes no energy to suspend the sun and the moon above a flat Earth? What force gives them lift?
Farmer.J
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What energy powers these lights, enough to give 10000 lumens/sqft during sunlight hours.
MichiganMedGrower
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Mega efficient led diodes designed by NASA of course.
Visit flat earth led sub forum for more info.
Tangerine_
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ttystikk
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It's okay; they don't believe in US, either.
ttystikk
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Can you say, Mother of all fat jokes?
Michael Huntherz
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Except you could not see far enough to determine True South, because of many factors, including the curvature of the oblate spheroid upon which we live and the atmosphere that protects us. Or is the atmosphere a hoax to fool the sheeple into believeing the “official story,” too? We may never know...
ttystikk
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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/zm8b74/i-went-to-a-flat-earth-convention-to-meet-flat-earthers-like-my-mom?utm_medium=email&utm_source=nextdraft
Yes, they had a convention. At least 70 people showed up! The the other 7 billion of us just HAVE to be wrong!
Yes, they had a convention. At least 70 people showed up! The the other 7 billion of us just HAVE to be wrong!
ttystikk
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Wee don't need any arguments about horizons. What else do you think we created pollution for, anyway?
zem
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I don't get it, how stupid can one be to organise and go to a convention when all they need to do before, is to get their hands on a telescope and reach sea level, observe a distant lighthouse, get google maps and do the maths, estimate how much of the lighthouse must be seen and voila. I personally went to a point where I expected the lighthouse to be 2/3 below horizon, took an ex-flat earther with me, and there it was, sticking like an erect thing, up the flat earth's ass. Right then and there, the guy who was with me dropped that bullshit and stopped wasting his time. I think the convention is the convention of idiots with a fine filter to leave everyone with the slightest brain power out.
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