patrick adams
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I looked at my defenseless seedling plants, wondering what I could possibly do to aid them in their fight for survival. I had little water, and was too lazy to walk all the way back home to get more. I thought "I got it!". Swiftly I removed my personal smart phone out of my left pocket. Knowing I had an idea no one could have possibly thought of. As I calculatively typed the letters required to make words, then put those words in a set order to create what most would call an incomplete sentence.
I imagined how awesome the idea had been, how experienced and intelligent I would look once it turns out successful and I share it with all those who mean to protect their baby girls! But Then I returned to reality, remembering that the task at hand must be completed. I had to press enter, praying the Google search engine would understand. In the search bar read "does pee hurt your plants" the results were promising. Telling me that a little helped, even gave it fertilizing nitrates, but too much can built Up salts and prevent osmosis. So I thought "I will only do it one time." I did it that one time, and four days later the two plants of the pots I had urinated into were shriveled up and pretty much dead(they are seedlings).
At first I had no idea what had happened because I figured "they would have died sooner." That's when I literally read though almost all the links until I found that urine can/will biodegrade into ammonia after a few days after its explosion into the environment.