Piss test tomorrow

blazinkill504

blazinkill504

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missnu said:
They will not fail you for having very diluted urine like you drank a lot of water...but they will fail one for adding water so it seems diluted...but the key is to dilute your urine as much as possible before going in...so drink water and water and water and water and pee and pee and pee, and then more water and water and water and water...things with vinegar help to clean out the urinary tract, as does cranberry juice...the more liquid from inside your body that you need to get out...the less drugs that can escape through at a time...They can't fault someone for drinking water...just adding water after the fact to purposefully dilute said urine.
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i always said the same thing. so you can be faulted in a drug test if you drink too much water? im sorry im not a fat shit an chug down soda all day everyday. ima look at that person crazy as fuck if they say my pee is too dulited...like bitch you wanna see how many push ups i can do in a minute? do i have to take my fuckin shirt off?!?! i exersice an drink a lot of water a day so eat a dick an run the test.

id say do what johnny said to an get a home test they're like 12 bucks an if you're positive make up some bullshit like you got a better job offer an dont take it.
 
MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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blazinkill504 said:
i always said the same thing. so you can be faulted in a drug test if you drink too much water? im sorry im not a fat shit an chug down soda all day everyday. ima look at that person crazy as fuck if they say my pee is too dulited...like bitch you wanna see how many push ups i can do in a minute? do i have to take my fuckin shirt off?!?! i exersice an drink a lot of water a day so eat a dick an run the test.

id say do what johnny said to an get a home test they're like 12 bucks an if you're positive make up some bullshit like you got a better job offer an dont take it.
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Petsmart, Atlanta GA 2003, was not given the position of part time in store doggie trainer due to a watered down piss test. True Story.
 
missnu

missnu

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MellowFarmer said:
Petsmart, Atlanta GA 2003, was not given the position of part time in store doggie trainer due to a watered down piss test. True Story.
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Because they thought you added the water after the fact, or because it was just really watery?
 
ZipDriveX

ZipDriveX

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I'm sure a lot of completely sober people piss slightly diluted due to their drinking habits. I have not drank a soda for months now (besides a monster every once in a while) and mainly stick to a crystal light or Gatorade diet, I'm always pissing clear. Hoping all the vitamin B will help with the color a little though
 
MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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missnu said:
Because they thought you added the water after the fact, or because it was just really watery?
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I used to drink so much water living in the South swear to god my doc told me I was drinking too much -if it'd been a bigger gig I'd of gotten his note likely but was too proud they didn't believe me
 
ZipDriveX

ZipDriveX

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I can understand employers not wanting to hire meth or crack heads, but marijuana should not effect employment. Honestly it angers me a little that people are allowed to drink and drive every night, but it's not ok to smoke a Jay and chill at home, not harming anyone. Still too many ignorant asshats in this world.

Well I'm off to take my "Whiz Quiz", pissed like 5 times already today and the vitamin B seems like its helped the coloring some, it's a light tint of yellow which I think is better then straight clear. Wish me luck
 
ZipDriveX

ZipDriveX

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Not sure if they've gotten the results back yet or not but anyway I start my new job today. If I hear nothing by the end of the week about it I wil take it is as passing. I will update when I know more, meanwhile be sure to check out my sig for my new grow I just started lol
 
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