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Winter Woman

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Okay, we got the car - now where the is that snowmobile ?

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Right - now we can FISH!
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Hey, Joe - where did you park? I got a great spot, not far from here ....

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ANC

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OMG, that pic just made me loose my taste for this joint... then again, she was never much to look at face wise.
 

Winter Woman

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A study by the University of Michigan Department of Psychology has determined older men may have difficulty with computer Internet technology. An initial analysis suggests it may be due to brain age, prior alcohol or drug abuse, shrinkage of the Occipital lobes, resulting in the deterioration of concentration and visual impairment requiring an increased need for stronger glasses.
To this purpose, The University of Michigan Department of Psychology developed this Test to help you determine if you have symptoms which may require medical attention. Take the Test to help you determine if you should consider consulting a professional.



click: http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf
 

Winter Woman

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As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "at my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you
upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the
claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.

"Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it
did happen to me sister quite a few times."
 

Winter Woman

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SIGN IN A BUSINESS WINDOW, HERE IN ST. LOUIS, MO. !!!!

"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAIDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!"


This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a usiness in St. Louis , MO. and you are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory sign.

However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps one of our greatest liberties.

And after all, it is only a sign, right?

You m ay ask : "What kind of business would dare post such a sign?"

Answer: A Funeral Home

(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)

You gotta love it!!!
God Bless The United States, and keep our Troops Safe and Well.
 

Winter Woman

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I don't know if this is really happens or happened. But I thought I'd pass it on.

SUBJECT: Using the “clear” button

Using credit/debit card? Read this note very carefully. I did not know about the clear button, but I will pushing the clear button before I swipe my gas or debit card and after just to be safe.

People are getting really desperate due to the constantly rising gas prices. A friend just told me about something that happened to one of his co-workers.

She used her credit/debit card to purchase gas at the pump (like most of us do). She received a receipt like normal.

However, when she checked her statement there were (2) $50 charges added in addition to her purchase. Upon investigation, she found ut that because she didn't press the “clear” button on the pump, the employee inside the store was able to use her card to purchase his/her own gas.

To keep this from happening, after you get your receipt, you must press the “CLEAR” button or your information will be stored until the next customer inserts their card.

Be sure to tell all your friends/family so that this doesn't happen to them!!

I had never noticed the “clear” button but I got gas the other day and sure enough it is there. I shall be using it from now on.
 
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