Richie LxP
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We love you kyle! *sob*
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We love you kyle! *sob*
StonedPony
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THis is cute but my god 165 million views WOW
[video=youtube;5P6UU6m3cqk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk&feature=player_embedded#at=29[/video]
[video=youtube;5P6UU6m3cqk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk&feature=player_embedded#at=29[/video]
StonedPony
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Allways loved this Video
[video=youtube;dMH0bHeiRNg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg&feature=player_embedded[/video]
[video=youtube;dMH0bHeiRNg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg&feature=player_embedded[/video]
StonedPony
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ok ok ok.....ill have to bring out the big guns now...........ok this starts off a bit slow... give it a couple of minutes and watch the man in the yellow shirt in the middle.......when he gets the microphone its up to you how long you can last without pissing yourself laughing.......Winter Women I was going to send this to you as a present but your PM is full............HAVE FUN ...I DARE YA NOT TO LAUGH LOL
[video=youtube;Z4Y4keqTV6w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w[/video]
[video=youtube;Z4Y4keqTV6w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w[/video]
Winter Woman
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I wonder how much money mommy and daddy are making off of this little one. It is cute as all get out.
Winter Woman
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I like this one too.
[video=youtube;Bqsn3uep8KY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqsn3uep8KY[/video]
[video=youtube;Bqsn3uep8KY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqsn3uep8KY[/video]
Winter Woman
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[video=youtube;fJuNgBkloFE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE[/video]
Can't believe they walk amongst us.
Can't believe they walk amongst us.
W N L
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Oh my lord. Thats great.
unorthodox
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that is a shame...i knew every one of the answers. stupidity is why obama was elected. glad i got out while i still had the chance....
unorthodox
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best bookstore ever
unorthodox
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very origional way to make a point
[video=youtube;m_aubcM-vIs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aubcM-vIs&feature=player_embedded[/video]
[video=youtube;m_aubcM-vIs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aubcM-vIs&feature=player_embedded[/video]
edsthreads
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When your fat friend's arm makes you look naked, it's time to tell her about the Slim-Fast plan.....
Winter Woman
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. &nbs p;
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!
"OK," said the old Jewish man. "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am
bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead and said, "Your brother won't let me in without a tie!"
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The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!
"OK," said the old Jewish man. "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am
bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead and said, "Your brother won't let me in without a tie!"
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Winter Woman
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Oh Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...
SmokeyMcSmokester
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[QUOTE="SICC";5422014]Whats with everyone's sudden obsession with charlie sheen?[/QUOTE]yeah i kinda over the sheen thing too..i guess america needs another burn out and sheen stepped up to the plate
Winter Woman
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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life..
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
'Your gonna try again.'
2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life..
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
'Your gonna try again.'
Winter Woman
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Their guy:
OUR GUY:
We're screwed