EFILROFKGD
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they did so well after we nuked them they should have no problem bouncing back from a lil natural disaster..
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Dizzle Frost
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the dude behind her looks like hes about to slip 14" of natural disaster in her when the camera isnt looking nomore
SmokeyMcSmokester
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hahaha..i do remember that thread.. is that the op modeling his new hat his daddy bought him?Toke n talkers RMember this hat?
bestbuds09
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i cant remember what other site ive seen this @, but i think she was there to fuck the leader of the village. it was a japanese porn clip, i think or i just made that shit up in my head lol
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Winter Woman
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GOLF PANTIES
The Norskie's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any. The Norkski immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb...Tidy yerself up a bit.
The Norskie's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any. The Norkski immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb...Tidy yerself up a bit.
Winter Woman
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Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downstairs to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street . She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street . She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
Winter Woman
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster then a man's.
Women blink 2x as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire text. A man is still looking at his thumb..
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster then a man's.
Women blink 2x as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire text. A man is still looking at his thumb..
Winter Woman
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A Senior Moment.
Winter Woman
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AN ILLEGAL POEM
by Illegal Immigrants
I cross river, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need go see Welfare.
Welfare say, 'You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.'
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, Got plenty money,
Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come, fast as you can'
They come in buses and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here,we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
I buy his house, and then I say,
'Find more aliens for house to rent.'
In my yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
Soon we own whole neighborhood..
We have hobby it called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year, To keep welfare
running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.
by Illegal Immigrants
I cross river, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need go see Welfare.
Welfare say, 'You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.'
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, Got plenty money,
Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come, fast as you can'
They come in buses and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here,we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
I buy his house, and then I say,
'Find more aliens for house to rent.'
In my yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
Soon we own whole neighborhood..
We have hobby it called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year, To keep welfare
running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.
Winter Woman
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YungMoolaBaby
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Check out the CBS? interview about it with her.. HAHAHA she is so awful....
[video=youtube;CD2LRROpph0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CD2LRROpph0[/video]
WTF
[video=youtube;6gEZuKH0rzw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gEZuKH0rzw&feature=player_embedded[/video]
[video=youtube;CD2LRROpph0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CD2LRROpph0[/video]
WTF
[video=youtube;6gEZuKH0rzw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gEZuKH0rzw&feature=player_embedded[/video]
VER D
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[video=youtube;pi00ykRg_5c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c&feature=feedf[/video]