Winter Woman
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We're at the beach, Fuck You!
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Winter Woman
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Shangeet
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EFILROFKGD
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woodsmaneh!
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Fucking is an unluckily named town in Austria whose town and traffic signposts are frequently stolen (surprise…
. Particularly amusing to many tourists is a sign saying "Fucking – please not so fast" which refers to the speed of traffic, but with an obvious double entendre to English speaking visitors.
Winter Woman
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CONFESSION
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."
Winter Woman
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The guy never saw it coming.
Notice the suspect behind the car, apparently firing a gun - you see the smoke from the muzzle, and a split second later - the Shepherd Police Dog leaps across the roof of the auto, clamps onto the suspect, and brings him down so quickly - you'll watch it several times to really appreciate the valor of this dog.
Winter Woman
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]You can't see the dots on the face of the dam in this long shot.[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Now you can see the dots.[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Well look what we've got! Alpine Ibex.[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]They eat the moss and lichen and lick minerals off the face of the dam.[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Well look what we've got! Alpine Ibex.[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]They eat the moss and lichen and lick minerals off the face of the dam.[/FONT]
Winter Woman
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It's had 3.5 million hits, but, Wow.
[video=youtube;lI1vw0-CVXk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI1vw0-CVXk[/video]
[video=youtube;lI1vw0-CVXk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI1vw0-CVXk[/video]
Winter Woman
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once again, how do they do that?
[video=youtube;Lsmdnr8a3Oc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsmdnr8a3Oc[/video]
[video=youtube;Lsmdnr8a3Oc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsmdnr8a3Oc[/video]
Winter Woman
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[video=youtube;wqcAvk-qviA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqcAvk-qviA[/video]
Slojo69
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GAH!! That video pissed me off, who the hell edits every second of a video with a step by step explanation to an animal stand off? Thumbs down! Iono why the hell that pissed me off so much but it did and now i have to go find something to make me happy again. Thanks alot el420!
Winter Woman
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It is definitely time for summer
StonedPony
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SmokeyMcSmokester
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this was pretty damn funny
Winter Woman
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Arkansas Gas Chamber
Not a pretty way to die, but extremely effective. Since this gas chamber was pressed into service... violent crime in Arkansas has dropped 90%.
Not a pretty way to die, but extremely effective. Since this gas chamber was pressed into service... violent crime in Arkansas has dropped 90%.
woodsmaneh!
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[FONT="]As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step,
only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, ‘How
dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, ‘Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we
were friends .'[/FONT]
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step,
only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, ‘How
dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, ‘Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we
were friends .'[/FONT]
woodsmaneh!
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something in the bag let me see
was kind of strange clicking the full size button on this one
was kind of strange clicking the full size button on this one