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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.

She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening"

 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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They had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair?

Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!


There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slow past schools.

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook.
I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"

Next thing I know 4,000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!

 
curious old fart

curious old fart

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Obama wakes up one night, there is George Washington's ghost! He says, "

George how can I help this country?"
Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was!"
Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time its' Thomas
Jefferson's ghost! He says "Tom how can I help this country?"
Jefferson says, "Love the constitution like I did!"
Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost, he says "Abe how can I
help this country?"
Abe replies, "Go see a play."

:peace:
cof
 
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Dirty Harry

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bowlfullofbliss said:
I'd have shot that horse and let him get eaten by the yotes for biting one of my daughters like that. That looked serious.
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You must be talking about a follow up video that a little girl got tosses by her hair/clothing.
I hate to say it, but a little child should not be that close to an animal that size to begin with. They do kick, and they kick hard and fast. Adults are lucky to talk about it if it happens to them.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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That's right. If you spend time on a farm that kind of stuff is gonna happen. You should see what hogs will do to you.

Edit: Having said that, I must say, dairy cows are pretty easy going animals. They know who is cool and who isn't.
 
bowlfullofbliss

bowlfullofbliss

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Winter Woman said:
That's right. If you spend time on a farm that kind of stuff is gonna happen. You should see what hogs will do to you.

Edit: Having said that, I must say, dairy cows are pretty easy going animals. They know who is cool and who isn't.
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I'm a country boy.....one side of my family in Wisconsin have 3,000 head of cattle on many farms they own....6,000 acres of corn. The cows are so friendly and sweet. I know farm animals, and that horse fucked up bad. It would be gone from any of our family farms the next day. She didn't approach from the back, where you get kicked. Oh well, whatcha gonna do. People love these fucked up videos.
Some animals just suck.
 
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Dirty Harry

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I don't believe in bad animals, just bad keepers. I have had my moments and snapped, it doesn't mean that is how I always am. We have dogs, cats, and ducks. All get along fine together because we raised them that way.
My dogs will charge you if they don't know you. But after they get to you and you pet them, they will only lick you to death.
 
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wiseguy316

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Dirty Harry said:
I don't believe in bad animals, just bad keepers. I have had my moments and snapped, it doesn't mean that is how I always am. We have dogs, cats, and ducks. All get along fine together because we raised them that way.
My dogs will charge you if they don't know you. But after they get to you and you pet them, they will only lick you to death.
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where does micheal vick fall into this category?
 
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