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Dirty Harry

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dirtsurfr said:
When I was a kid I had this cat that my Dad loved to fuck with. One day she got a infected sliver in he paw, so My Dad decided to soak her paw in Epsom Salts.
So here's Dad semi sitting on the cat holding it's paw in the Epsom salts, the cat's back there chewing the shit out of Dads wallet and she finally gets off to the side and bites Dad right square in the ass. Dad screams like a school girl and lets go of the cat. The cat proceeds to climb up Dads back and jumped off his shoulder leaving bloody paw prints up his back. I thought I was gonna die laughing at Dad.
He's been gone for 10 years now but I have some great memories of him.
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That is a great memory to have. Your Dad lives on in those memories. Share them and keep them going.
 
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Dirty Harry

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gardening gramma - Yesterday, 08:05 PM
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.

The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother That she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.
 
PetFlora

PetFlora

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Guys driving along the interstate going the speed limit. He notices a cop car ~ 50 yards behind him and starts speeding up. The cop closes the distance ; the driver speeds up some more. The cop comes closer and now the guy is 20 mph+ over the limit, so the cop pulls him over. Cop asks for license and registration, then asks "What's the problem?" You were going the speed limit, but as I got closer you started speeding up. The closer I got, the faster you went, to where I had no choice but to pull you over. Can you explain this?

The guy says "You see officer, my wife ran off with a cop about 2 months, and I was afraid he was trying to give her back." The cop let him go with a warning.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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At a wedding party recently someone yelled,

"All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was crushed to death.

 
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