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Dirty Harry

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[video=youtube;tWxGKVozHtc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWxGKVozHtc&feature=related[/video]
OMG if I fly again I hope I get that crew! Then they could add..."And we are flying with a retired Master Sergent who was in Gulf War one and two, was a Military Police Officer, and is pissed off as hell because we are making him fly with his full sized Rugar .45 ACP checked in the luggage hold without ammunition. Please do not approch the cockpit door." :)
 

ANC

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[video=youtube;XI_9Yxr0blo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XI_9Yxr0blo[/video]
 

Winter Woman

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Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.



Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.



EVER WONDER ...


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

Why can't
women p
ut on mascara without having their mouth open.

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

I like this one!!!

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the place you land a terminal?



 
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