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Winter Woman said:

The Four Hour Problem
What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store. There were no male employees. She then asked if she could help me.

I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."


When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed, and $3,000 a month in living expenses.

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golddog said:

And my wife is getting tired of it, but I love it.

The only problem is that after a couple of times, it makes it hard to climax.

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r1tony said:

No doubt a MJ card holder. Funny stuff.

[video=youtube;iLx6ZeJNjmg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLx6ZeJNjmg[/video]

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DST said:

Sent to me by an Ozzie:

: phone survey

Last month a world survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was ::

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"



The survey was a HUGE failure because of the following:


1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what shortage meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.






















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Winter Woman said:

Hey, we must be on the same email list. I got that one too.

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DST said:

I don't think I am on such a good list as your on WW, hehe.

However, I could also probably gamble that you haven't been to court with one of your ex employers for abusing their email system by sending deflamatory emails......hahaha. I did laugh (all be it very quietly) at the Judges double take when he opened the oppositions case against us, and the title:
DON'T GET DRUNK IN THAILAND jumped up at him, probably wasn't quite as shocking as the Lady boys third leg rested between some poor unsuspecting drunken white tourists butt cheeks, lol.

Needless to say we won the case, good old Judges, same everywhere, they all take trips to Thailand!!!


I am sure I could find that pic, but I would probably get moderated, lol.

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