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DST

DST

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A short love story.....

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.




Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1 a.m., the man leaned down, gently woke the woman and said, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence ... he farted.
















 
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Dirty Harry

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tryingtogrow89 said:
what kind of crack cocaine is that lawnmower on?
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You can see the flash of sparks when it just takes off. I am thinking 120 volt electric mower connected to a 240 volt feed.
I personally say a shop vac sound like a jet engine before bursting into flames when a fault in the electrical panel put 240 volts onto a 120 volt outlet.
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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Hahaha, that's you isn't it :D I love how everyone has forgotten the races and are just enjoying the spectacle of a drunken "hill climb" :D
 
carl.burnette

carl.burnette

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ANC said:
Some parents are better than others











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The last picture, actually is a bit heart warming. Gangsta as all shit, actually looks like a latin country perhaps in south america somewhere. I don't care who you are. No matter how bad ass you are, kids come first. There's a guy who loves his kid.

or, shit or dad will shoot you.. could be the other message..
 
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