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Big P

Big P

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Dirty Harry said:
Scrape it for it's copper scrap value. Nothing good comes from the French. We can always rebuild it using galvanized sheet metal that is copper plated, pocket the trade in value.

If it wasn't for being a gift, would we of built it ourselves? I don't think so. Look up history, the Eiffel tower was to of been a temporary structure and most people in France hated it, thinking it would collapse on it own weight...but it still remains. It was a radio antenna in its beginning.
I wonder what the upkeep is for that thing. It never impressed me. Ohhhhhh, you made a stack of metal.
I have to admit, I am not an artsy fartsy type of person.
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ive been inside the statue of liberty ;)


oooooooh yaaaaaa baby i was real deep inside ol lady liberty, she couldnt get me outa her head for a while there


then the usher guy made me go back down........




oooooooh yaaaaaaaaaa baby I also had to go back down on lady liberty too ;) oooooooooh yaaaaa man it was hot down there


lets just say I went down for a while ;)




no really those stairs are a real bitch.
 
stumps

stumps

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cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking ...of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist". The proctologist fainted.
 
PetFlora

PetFlora

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guy incognito said:
Where does this figure come from? I googled but didn't find anything. That's $74,000 every day in maintenance costs. That figure can't possibly be right.
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Considering the price of copper these days, the mafia probably has their eye on stealing it for scrap. Hell they own the yards
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Sexual harassment?

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, and stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can’t stand it any longer!
The woman goes into her supervisor’s office, tells him what the coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man.



The supervisor is puzzled by this and asks, “What’s sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?



The woman replies, “He’s a midget.”
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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[FONT=&quot]LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' [/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]She calls on little Ralphy.[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'[/FONT]

Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.​
[FONT=&quot]The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Which one is married?'[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH[/FONT][FONT=&quot] (Part 2)[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]'Why?' asks the father?[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY.
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[FONT=&quot]'But that's right!' says his dad.
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[FONT=&quot]'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]'What's the fucking difference?' asks the father.
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[FONT=&quot]'That's what I said!'[/FONT]

LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH

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[FONT=&quot]Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate..'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful.'[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR[/FONT][FONT=&quot] (Part 2)[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
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[FONT=&quot]First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.' [/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY.[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!''
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[FONT=&quot]LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER
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[FONT=&quot]Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'
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[FONT=&quot]Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own fucking business.[/FONT]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?"

"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.

When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure,​

When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.

When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
 
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