Police dogs: how well can they smell bud?

I dont know how well the Dogs actually work. I got pulled over they searched my car because they saw a empty plastic bag. They proceeded to put me in the car and search my car with 2 different dogs. I had nothing but my Doobie jar on me so they wrote me a ticket and impounded my car for some bullshit reason. After i got my car back 2 weeks later i found a dime sack of reggie between my drivers seat and my counsel lol FUCK THE POLICE AND THAT BITCH OFFICER KRISTEN CAMPBELL FUCKING WHORE........ K im done with my rant
 
I had the opportunity to tag along at a private oil camp when the dog went through. There's 300 people in the camp, found a 1g of hash in a tampex tube, about 3 1/2 oz all together and 2 bottles of booze. That dog was good and they just smell weed, any weed. If you were at a party and sat on a couch where people were smoking and did not change a dog would positive you just from the smell. Best thing to do if your driving is make cookies and freeze them, put them in the cooler with meat and sandwiches. or make gell caps with coconut oil.
 
dogs smell in parts per billion.

you CAN NOT beat a dog.

it is even tough to outsmart the handler, as they are very familiar with their dogs.

don't do it, whatever "it" is.
 
here's the deal. If you are carrying pot in you vehicle and you get pulled over and they have the dogs..........ALWAYS and I must stress this ALWAYS have large can of BEAR REPLENET on you....as soon as the dog starts to sniff.......spray the fuck out of him and the handler..................not going to change anything....you are still going to jail no matter what but at least this way you hve one hell of a story to tell your inmates.
 
the only thing that will work is distracting the dog. if you rub weed all over the place, he might get confused since he smells it everywhere. another distraction ive heard of is having like a cat nearby. the dogs primary instincts are to look for other animals i guess. as far as hiding weed in things, it wont work. if you hid weed in coffee, you may not be able to smell the weed, but the dog smells both, weed and coffee since they have amazing noses
 
geewhizimtheshiz said:
Im wondering where you could hide bud and not get busted by a dog?
Is a can, for instance, sufficient?
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yeah just dont try it. if you walk through a field at 6am, at 6am the next day the dog could follow your trail by smell alone step by step around that field. i grew up with working police dogs as my grandad was RAFMP(royal air force military police dog handler) and just no, dont do it, the dog will embarress you,severly
 
Okay what you have to do anytime your transporting weed in your car or keeping it at home, hide it in raw meat. This doesn't trick the dog but it tricks the handler as the digs can smell the weed, but they are also prone to go after meat. The handler will just assume the later.
 
dogs are trained only to eat food from the handler.....my rottie is a high trained protection dog and he only accepts food from me..........well he eats from his food bowl but wont eat meat laying around on ground....had dogs poised by ppl throwing meat over fence for dogs that was poisoned.......he wont drink antifreeze either.........so I would think a police dog wouldnt eat meat or get side tracked.........I could be completely wrong and your idea will work fine....just baseing it on the training I sent my rottie through and trust me its not cheap to train a guard dog.........
 
You know i wrote a really good response about differnt training for dogs but my internet crashed and im too stoned to write it again pony
 
StonedPony said:
dogs are trained only to eat food from the handler.....my rottie is a high trained protection dog and he only accepts food from me..........well he eats from his food bowl but wont eat meat laying around on ground....had dogs poised by ppl throwing meat over fence for dogs that was poisoned.......he wont drink antifreeze either.........so I would think a police dog wouldnt eat meat or get side tracked.........I could be completely wrong and your idea will work fine....just baseing it on the training I sent my rottie through and trust me its not cheap to train a guard dog.........
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yup all my grandads dogs were the same, didnt matter if it was a juicy steak/ice cream or dog treats, if it didnt get given to it by my grandad it just plain wouldnt eat it, its the way they are trained
 
keller420 said:
You know i wrote a really good response about differnt training for dogs but my internet crashed and im too stoned to write it again pony
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Damn........if you get your thoughts back would like to read it...............always interested in differant ways to train dog................send me a pm if you think of it and not want to post it here............sorry internet crashed.......that pisses me off nearly as bad as my ex mother n law...........right in the middle and poof...............welp smoke a bit and it will come bck to you......but thanks for the effort even though internet fucked with you.
 
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