Prison experiences

Let us be entertained with your stories billy badass

Unlike all of you, I am a ) Not pretending/claiming to be a "bad ass" and b.) Smart enough to not do stupid shit that would land me in a cell wasting my pathetic life away.
Just because you went to prison you're bad ass? Any one can land themselves there. More likely you'd be bad ass for doing the shit you did and actually get away with it.
 
OH.... so THOSE are the kinda prison stories OhJameson is hoping for.

I'm pen pals with the Unabomber, biatch! How bad ass is THAT?!
 
Unlike all of you, I am a ) Not pretending/claiming to be a "bad ass" and b.) Smart enough to not do stupid shit that would land me in a cell wasting my pathetic life away.
Just because you went to prison you're bad ass? Any one can land themselves there. More likely you'd be bad ass for doing the shit you did and actually get away with it.
Well then this thread isn't for you.......this is for the real..... "stupid Bad Asses"........
 
Anyone ever see Kinetic claim to be a badass here at RIU?
Maybe someones reading comprehension is lacking.
By the way ohjameson, what are you doing on a cannabis forum if you are so innocent that you will never get in trouble with anything?
 
Anyone ever see Kinetic claim to be a badass here at RIU?
Maybe someones reading comprehension is lacking.
By the way ohjameson, what are you doing on a cannabis forum if you are so innocent that you will never get in trouble with anything?
I think you Bad Ass Kinetic.........
 
Anyone ever see Kinetic claim to be a badass here at RIU?
Maybe someones reading comprehension is lacking.
By the way ohjameson, what are you doing on a cannabis forum if you are so innocent that you will never get in trouble with anything?

I never said I was innocent. Just smart enough not to get CAUGHT.
 
Unlike all of you, I am a ) Not pretending/claiming to be a "bad ass" and b.) Smart enough to not do stupid shit that would land me in a cell wasting my pathetic life away.
Just because you went to prison you're bad ass? Any one can land themselves there. More likely you'd be bad ass for doing the shit you did and actually get away with it.

So those who end up in lock up only committed the crimes that got them there? I know your trolling and that's fine just a simple hole i your logic. It was also humorous how you just came out with stating you have a pathetic life haha
 
So those who end up in lock up only committed the crimes that got them there? I know your trolling and that's fine just a simple hole i your logic. It was also humorous how you just came out with stating you have a pathetic life haha

Need more trolling practice. Just woke up. Feeling rusty.
 
I'm here to let some PP know that "lease bit" and "least bit" are two totally different things...mainly, only one exists.

Other than that, these stories are weak.

:sleep:

Says the girl who doesn't know the difference between humility/humiliation LOL
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/666011-male-using-pregnant-female-urine.html#post9180515

I do the same damn thing it's why I gave up, for the most part, correcting others. It's like karma. As soon as you do it it bites you right back in the ass EVERY time LOL
 
bwahhahahahahahaha
Saying how she's too smart to get caught but puts her pic up on RIU as well!
Arrogance has taken down many people, like how she disregarded my post in that thread when I live with someone that administers and sends out U.D.S. (urine drug screens)
 
bwahhahahahahahaha
Saying how she's too smart to get caught but puts her pic up on RIU as well!
Arrogance has taken down many people.

Especially when you are getting ready to deliver a baby, you are on a pot forum and you can't do the math LOL. Now THAT is an approaching shit storm you would think anyone could see bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Especially when you are getting ready to deliver a baby, you are on a pot forum and you can't do the math LOL. Now THAT is an approaching shit storm you would think anyone could see bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sounds like she may have her own badass prison stories soon.......lol
 
Sounds like she may have her own badass prison stories soon.......lol

This could be her doing research! Come on JJ I'm sure you have some women's stories you could share and help.
As for me no prison, only time I actually saw the inside of a jail was for a drunk/disorderly (bar fight, I am so ashamed). They kicked me in the morning. Thank you, Jesus, I never did THAT again.
 
Women's Prison?.......No way..... If you think the men prisoners are bad, the women are worse!.........I know 2 staff at Folsom that worked at the women's prison before Folsom, they both said they were lucky to get out of there with a job!..........Where the men are all broken into different 'cliques' & come at you 1 at a time, the women will conspire & gang-up on you if they don't like you.......ruthless!!!! They scare me!
 
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