proof urine is a super fert for plants

Wizzlebiz · Sep 19, 2020

Il sell you my piss. $50 a gallon.

Your plants will get massive.

Novicegrowernz · Sep 19, 2020

Wizzlebiz said:
Il sell you my piss. $50 a gallon.

Your plants will get massive.

Done deal paypal please haha

Gwhiliker · Sep 19, 2020

Novicegrowernz said:
Using it during veg stage and then switching to bloom fertilizer I grew these last year using just urine in veg

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Damn, you gotta piss on them atleast 5 times a day! Keep hydrated!

spliffendz · Sep 19, 2020

Gwhiliker said:
Damn, you gotta piss on them atleast 5 times a day! Keep hydrated!

Yeh good point, how much you gotta drink to piss that much to water plants?

spliffendz · Sep 19, 2020

Ever heard of rain bruh?

Wizzlebiz · Sep 19, 2020

spliffendz said:
Yeh good point, how much you gotta drink to piss that much to water plants?

I pee about 10 times a day.

I'm avaliable for lawns as well. :hump:

Herb & Suds · Sep 19, 2020

I tried this but I killed the lawn

Star Dog · Sep 19, 2020

Novicegrowernz said:
here are my 3 week old plants feed on nothing but urine at a 1/10 ratio

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That's pish lol

Raspberrykiwi · Sep 19, 2020

I hope your bud doesn’t taste like piss :spew:

Fordprefect42 · Sep 19, 2020

Novicegrowernz said:
hi good question human piss but must come from someone thats healthy and not on medication.

Not true at all. The best piss is from a meth addict. Those plants are manic. Most of them are trying to make flowers before the cotyledons are fully opened, and they never go to sleep. As long as you are good with plants with dental problems it’s totally worth it.

Gwhiliker · Sep 19, 2020

Fordprefect42 said:
Not true at all. The best piss is from a meth addict. Those plants are manic. Most of them are trying to make flowers before the cotyledons are fully opened, and they never go to sleep. As long as you are good with plants with dental problems it’s totally worth it.

Thanks, really was trying to keep my coffee in my mouth this morning

savvyavi · Sep 19, 2020

Well I heard it all now. Passes a smoke to my friends, get some of this good stuff, grown with the finest piss, sure to blow your head off hahaha

Novicegrowernz · Sep 19, 2020

spliffendz said:
Ever heard of rain bruh?

Yip I use rainwater as well as it

Novicegrowernz · Sep 19, 2020

savvyavi said:
Well I heard it all now. Passes a smoke to my friends, get some of this good stuff, grown with the finest piss, sure to blow your head off hahaha

Only for veg stage it gets well and truly flushed out and truly its scientifically proven best weed in nz I reckon

Wizzlebiz · Sep 19, 2020

There is a MMA fighter named Lyoto Machida.

You need that dudes piss. Why you ask?

He drinks his own pee..... so by the time he's done it twice you will now have triple filtered pee straight from the source.

Look him up.

Novicegrowernz · Sep 19, 2020

Here's first lot they are special queen #1 , white widow and bubba kush

Wizzlebiz · Sep 19, 2020

Novicegrowernz said:
Here's first lot they are special queen #1 , white widow and bubba kush

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So Queen pee #1, yellow widow, and Bubba flush?

You gotta name these appropriately man.

Oldreefer · Sep 19, 2020

I know for a fact cat piss is not an option. My wife kept a friends cat briefly while I was out of town...cat pissed in a 45 yr old bonzai....slowly died....I really hold that against using piss!

Wizzlebiz · Sep 19, 2020

Oldreefer said:
I know for a fact cat piss is not an option. My wife kept a friends cat briefly while I was out of town...cat pissed in a 45 yr old bonzai....slowly died....I really hold that against using piss!

Thats because it was too concentrated. Straight up it needs to be diluted.

Don't hate the cat hate the concentration

MICHI-CAN · Sep 19, 2020

Wizzlebiz said:
Thats because it was too concentrated. Straight up it needs to be diluted.

Don't hate the cat hate the concentration

And I was over looking this??? Twisted humor at its best with scientific basis? It was a bad day. TY.

Cat urine is extremely high ammonia. Toxic to plants in small doses.

Human urine is low in ammonia. We sweat it cats don't. Ours is high in urea "N" and simple carbs we broke down to their simplest forms through digestion. Along with trace minerals rivaling most liquid ferts.

It is sterile and safe to consume. But, HELL NO !! gross with a capital GEE.

Now please keep the laughs coming. I'm enjoying it. Peace and thanks.

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