question for anyone who has ever failed a drug test!!

kermit2692

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those are hit or miss though..if the dt place decides for any reason to check your vitamin b or creatine levels you will get a passed but dilluted outcome..honestly if i ever get chosen for a random ill admit to smoking and most companies will put you on leave and have you clean out and go to a outpatient counceling rehab thing....most companies never actually go through with randoms though ur the unlucky minority there...not to mention if i get this job im going to put in for a transfer after 1 year and transfer to a legal state anyway
 

rocknratm

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I use synthetic. I didnt heat it enough and failed once. no job for me.

I had to redo it on the spot cuz it was cold. redid it with normal piss and failed. yes they call, or they should.
 

kermit2692

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ahh im thinking i must be ok then i didnt gt a call its been nearly a week and the lady at the company didnt say i failed or anything....kinda think its bs that this company has its headquarters in a med state and yet the still do preemployment tests!! at least take weed off the test :D
 

bauty67

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I would think if no one has called to say you failed by now everything is fine the company you applied at is dragging their feet is all.
 

kermit2692

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^ thats what im hoping...the company im trying to get into will have me do weeks of training classes at the beginning so it could just be they know they have time until the next class starts and so they are in no hurry....it was just odd to me that she claimed they were waiting on the results of all the checks even though the company that did them said they were done and im pretty sure they can just go look online but i guess just because they can doesnt mean they did lol
 

kermit2692

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ok good so since i called them and they said they were done with all the work they were hired for that means i should have heard if i failed im thinking....
 

Nobahd

Member
i applied at HomeDepot and failed a UA before. They called me 5 days after i took the test to tell me the results and asked if there was any reason MJ should be in my system. Then i found out about Quick Fix that cost 10 - 15 bucks depending on were you live and i have never failed a UA in the past 7 years since then.
 

kermit2692

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well sounds like im in the clear then..i should just call the damn doctor on the form (though that may be suspicious seeing as how his phone number isnt on the form)...i want confirmation I WANNA SMOKE ONE lol
 

kermit2692

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ya those drinks are bogus the only way they work is if the person running ur test is a dipshit and you get lucky...they dillute the hell out of ur urine and thats about it so if they can tell your dilluted off to the mass spec ur sample goes and a fail for you!! lol
 

CoralGrower

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Yes, they called me and asked me if there was any reason why I would have come up positive for marijuana. I smoked a big fat joint the night before and was all too proud to let them know.

Just to add to your information, I used one of those detox drinks. I followed the instructions to the letter. They are completely bogus, and they taste like shit.
 

lightitsmokeit420

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hmm the best way to pass a drug test ones that is cheap effiecient and guaranteed to work, yet to find one if there is such a thing DAMNIT
 

srh88

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ya those drinks are bogus the only way they work is if the person running ur test is a dipshit and you get lucky...they dillute the hell out of ur urine and thats about it so if they can tell your dilluted off to the mass spec ur sample goes and a fail for you!! lol
i agree, just like ur plants is just how they check our piss... its all in the ph...if the test was for the job call the job and be like hey just checking on my application still very interested or something along those lines, if it was for probation/parole..... i hope you got a nice PO, if not this next meeting might suck balls
 

srh88

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sorry guys but the best way to pass a test is to just not smoke :-( i was on probation and tried just about every way because my p.o. was a terdbeast and the only one that worked was water and vitamin b.. once because he was in a hurry and didnt ph it
 

VX420

Active Member
Are you working? you passed, are you waiting to start.. its Pending.. that true 90+% of the time
 

kermit2692

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ahhh no i failed....i got robbed though one thing is for sure THEY WILL CALL YOU IF YOU FAIL FOR ANYONE EVER WORRIED IN THE FUTURE.....they were like oh we found cannabis in your sample and i was like well thats not possible and she goes well its confirmed...so im like ok at what amount and she says 48ng...i was like well wtf whats the cutoff level? and she tells me its 15 so they ran me through the mass spec and idk why they did that because i should have passed the 50ng test, the sample was yellow enough (in my book) so idfk what happened but i got screwed!!
 
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