question for anyone who has ever failed a drug test!!
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kermit2692
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na actually less than average lol like 125 lbs on a good day 
....but i mean im pretty lazy so im sure that didnt help however im not kicking myself in the ass because even if i had been more active i wouldnt of gotten down past 15ng ...i mean at 21 days i was under the 50ng so i did what i could ya no?! i really should have passed somehow i got screwed....on the bright side i was at my buddies house when i got the call and it had now been like 28 days so i figure even if i smoke one or two days im still under 50ng and i took the last little hit in the bowl and i was baked for about 2 hours lol
....but i mean im pretty lazy so im sure that didnt help however im not kicking myself in the ass because even if i had been more active i wouldnt of gotten down past 15ng ...i mean at 21 days i was under the 50ng so i did what i could ya no?! i really should have passed somehow i got screwed....on the bright side i was at my buddies house when i got the call and it had now been like 28 days so i figure even if i smoke one or two days im still under 50ng and i took the last little hit in the bowl and i was baked for about 2 hours loli will pas on one bit of info, not 100% sure that it will help, but sounds helpful
oatmeal, lots of it, oatmeal sucks fat out of the blood, which in turn sucks out fat from the body
do this right up to a day or so before the test, then eat some fatty meals, that will add a clean fat covering over the THC containing fat
haven't had the need to try it, but you never know
oatmeal, lots of it, oatmeal sucks fat out of the blood, which in turn sucks out fat from the body
do this right up to a day or so before the test, then eat some fatty meals, that will add a clean fat covering over the THC containing fat
haven't had the need to try it, but you never know
bird mcbride
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Even though I constantly get accused of drug use (never pot) I've never been drug tested. On one occasion a judge said it is unconstitutional to drug test without permission. My lawyer says 30 days to clean up from smoking pot. But then she says people can test positive for second hand pot smoke which I don't believe. Lots of crackerjacks have been in a room with me smoking reefers like cigarettes but none of these people test positive for pot. Pot can stay in your system for years.
greenlikemoney
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Cranberry Juice Cocktail......chug a half gallon 45 minutes before before you walk in the door. You can give 'em as many samples as they want, unless your bladder explodes first....NEVER seen this fail, never.
kermit2692
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pot cannot stay in your blood/fat for years the only thing you can get busted on for years is a hair test...you also have to agree to the drug test if you want the jobi call this avoiding our rights..people CAN test positive for second hand but not at the 50ng level only at the 15ng level and you have to be clam baking a car or something similar
kermit2692
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i basically did this, it doesnt matter what your drinking the point is your diluting the sample..i used a couple glasses of water and a glass of oj, the problem with this is if you drop your creatine levels too far and they notice, they will send your sample to the mass spec, this may be what happened to me because i was under the 50ng level...
kermit2692
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i also did this as well...i ate alot more than normal the 2 days before the test to try and dilute the amount of thc my body was converting from fat maybe helped maybe didnt i have no way to know
kermit2692
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ya thats what pisses me off ....i was under 50ng sooo if there was any reason to doubt the sample its cheaper to have someone retest, yet they costed the company i was trying to work for near 200 dollars and ran a mass spec on it instead...and so why am i not on the board at this company i can save them 100,000 dollars a year just with that information 
but nope im bad i smoke pot!!
but nope im bad i smoke pot!!
ryan1918
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That sucks, I've had to go through that and yeah them drinks are crap, mainly a few things drinking with water or juice will help just as good, I'm glad I don't have to worry about smoking since I can legally do it, and don't have to worry about any jobs testing me. Temptation is out there sometimes it gets the better of us, I know them nice buds do that to us, haha.
kermit2692
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well i also thought id have a week or two longer but i did so damn good at the interview i had the job in ten mins....made the perfect fuckin resume did too good lol....only could stall the process out to 21 days from when i applied 
...i cant wait to live in a med state im thinking colorado or cali in one to two years!!
...i cant wait to live in a med state im thinking colorado or cali in one to two years!!
bird mcbride
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I've been driving for over 30yrs and all the time stoned on weed. I've never been charged for a moving violation. Drug testing for weed is bullshit.
kermit2692
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lol.....noone said anything about getting charged for a moving violation...what does getting a ticket have to do with drug testing lmao
CoralGrower
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Bummer that you popped on your piss test; just glad I didn't fill you with false hope!! At least you now know for sure that you will have to stop smoking pot at least 30 days prior to any test you may submit. Keep your head up; it isn't the end of the world. Getting popped was one of the best things to ever happen to me; I moved out of Louisiana the next week and I am a better man!!
chrishydro
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Have no idea what an "mro" is but with that said you would know by now. Lots of companies send you to do it but tell the tester to actually test every five or so. Random and it costs much less if you are a new hire they will check, if you have been there for a while and someone ratted you out than they are going to check if it was totaly random like hands down random they just looking for your reaction is all. If you dont go then you are busted if you just shut up and go they wont even look at it.
kermit2692
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coral it was preemployment so i didnt get in trouble or anything just probably not getting the job but oh well shit happens i need to just move to a med state...and hydro i have no idea what your talking about and you obviously havent read the thread....
Scrotie Mcboogerballs
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Just because your medically legal doesn't make you exempt from drug screening. You have to find a job that doesn't require a drug test here just like very other state. Got to love them catch 22'swell i also thought id have a week or two longer but i did so damn good at the interview i had the job in ten mins....made the perfect fuckin resume did too good lol....only could stall the process out to 21 days from when i applied
kermit2692
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so your telling me even with a doctors script i can fail for the herb and they will still deny me a job based on that?? sounds like descrimination to me, how come some asshole perscribed amphetamines can just tell the workplace he will fail because of his script and they ok him??
kermit2692
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anyway though if i lived in a med state id get a job that has to do with growing/trimming/working at a dispensary